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A cartoon illustration shows Shrek, a green, ogre-like character, wearing a wedding dress adorned with insect patterns and a purple suit, holding a cactus bouquet. He stands next to a crocodile dressed in a patterned robe, holding a book, appearing to officiate a wedding. The text below reads: "Shrek decided to marry whatever this thing is. No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek for being alive, so they used a crocodile."

A green background with a laughing Pepe the Frog image on the left. On the right, text compares 'Chinese history' to 'European history.' Chinese history is described as 'Chao Ling takes power; 247 million perish.' European history is described with a long, convoluted sentence about a noble marrying his half-sister, triggering a war between two other elaborately named figures, and establishing a small tax haven.

Four people are holding up signs that should say "Will you marry me?" but are out of order. The text above the image says "They had one job." A user commented below the image, "They are not asking."

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The conversation starts with "Baby listen...", followed by "Say baby <3", then "Let's breakup". The sender replies "I wanted to say this from a long time ago, I thought it may hurt you, but you also feel the same let's breakup then, bye." The final message is "And marry <3 <3".

Do NOT buy a tomato EVER again

A cartoon drawing of two characters in a supermarket. One character is looking at tomatoes with an amazed face, saying "wow look at this tomato, it's so red". The other is next to her blushing and says "marry me".

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The meme contrasts Elsa with Snow White, Ariel, Aurora, Cinderella, and Merida. Elsa, with her serious expression, states, "You can't marry a man you've just met." while the others seem to be in distress or have made rash decisions regarding relationships. Merida says "So I'll tell them the wedding's off then!"