Maintenance Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Tire

A car is missing one tire. A tire is laying on the ground in front of the car. A hand is holding a power tool, likely a grinder, in front of the tire.

Job

You are god if you can do any of these

The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."

Dyson sphere

The image is divided into two sections: On the left is an image of a complex structure labeled "Dyson sphere." On the right is a picture of a woman labeled "Girlfriend." Below, a table compares these two things based on three criteria: "Hot", "High maintenance", and "Generates 334.18 trillion terawatts of power." The Dyson sphere and the girlfriend both get a checkmark for being hot and high maintenance, but only the Dyson sphere gets a checkmark for generating 334.18 trillion terawatts of power, while the girlfriend gets a cross.

Bucket

GROUT(I gotchu Cricket, here’s some more BCG memes)

A bucket filled with grout sits below a yellow gloved hand with the word "GROUT" printed in white over the scene.

Jokes

Body

It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.

Pool

What do women and pools have in common?

They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.

Shampoo

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.

Maintenance jokes