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Anonymous
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02/17/18 (Sat)09:38:35 No.43275078
Good morning! :D
You are good and lovely. :3
You have the ability. ^w^
I love you. x3
*boops your cheek, nose, and tummy tum tum*
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Anonymous
02/17/18 (Sat)09:43:06 No.43275154
Thank you, you've inspired me to finally commit
suicide

Anonymous

Lovely playing in the sand

A person with purple hair squats on sand as sand is being poured on their head.

Anonymous

"Why do you love being a woman?"
@sourpsycho
Women are like bacon. They smell good,
They taste good, and they will kill you slowly

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three notifications on a phone. The first is from 'Anxiety' saying, 'What if you're not good enough.' The second is from 'Depression' saying, 'Everyone hates you.' The third is from 'Worm' asking, 'Would you still love me if I was a girl?'

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel comic featuring the Chad meme character. In the first panel, a woman asks, "Are you training this hard to impress me?" In the second panel, the buff Chad says "No" while holding a dumbbell. In the third panel, Chad is next to a car and car battery saying, "Don't worry grandma, I'll throw your old car battery in the ocean." In the final panel, an old woman says "I LOVE YOU!".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, two figures are depicted. One on the left with a turban states three rules: "no wishing for death", "no falling in love", and "no bring back dead people." In the second panel, the same turbaned figure states, "There are 4 rules" while the other figure says, "I want my rifle to moan when I load a new mag."

Anonymous

I love this emoji. Is it happy? Is it
lowkey pissed? Is it planning to kill
you? Is it tired of ur shit? u never know

Heroin Monkey

Satan @san 20 Std.
stay the fuck away from me
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SATAN
LOVES
ME
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17 7,0 Tsd.
27 Tsd.

Anonymous

I love life

Got stranded on the high way
RTTING LOO
trt

RapBoat

r/KendrickLamar 10 hr. ago
singfromthetable
Join
Heard some kids singing "They Not Like Us"
on the playground yesterday
Discussion
I know it's probably inappropriate but hearing a bunch
of kids scream "Certified Lover boys, Certified
Pedophiles" & "A-Minooooooooooooor" cracked me up.
Thank you for reintroducing Stranger Danger to a new
generation. We love an informative aware King. →
P.S. I'd rather hear little girls singing "Hey Hey Hey Hey
run for your life" than "Bend that a$$ over, let that ☑
breath" but that's just me I guess
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Anonymous

Girls
OMG I love
kids so much
OMG me too. They
are so cute
Boys
I love kids
Hello 911?

Anonymous

I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU
I LOVE YOU BABE
I didn't mean to send that
decaptainellichro

Jazzy💕

When your friend makes a mean joke
but you love it cause you're also evil

Jazzy💕

COSMO um???

well, i like pussy
43 seconds ago
but i also love blach's bussy
20 seconds ago

Anonymous

Oop- get called out

shweta
@selfluvnbbg
what do boys even find attractive
about boobs, they are literally
balls of fat on my chest. IF YOU
CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON
MY CHEST WHY CANT YOU
LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY
STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT
8:24 AM 3/06/19
>

Heroin Monkey

wait did caley date ashton this is her uwu crew bio

Cal3y <3
I'm Cal3y. I am also taken by my lovely boyfriend. Slay bae (Ashton Parkes )
Slay bae

Anonymous

POOKIE BEAR
Love you have a goodnight sleep
ME
Love you too pookie, you have a goodnight
sleep too
POOKIE BEAR
ME
You coming to school tomorrow pookie
POOKIE BEAR
Nigga this is
mv $10
?

BOOTY$MACKA

When you're dead inside but
you still love the booty
tun
W

Anonymous

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Imagine giving me head & i yell out
BORRRRRRINGGGGGGGG
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Sha

MEME LORD

A cartoon depiction of Dracula with a wide smile. Text below says: "ah ah ah i am lgbtq+ dracula! i want to kiss a man!"

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