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Anonymous

INVITE FRIENDS OVER
FOR "PARTY
RTY
MAKE THEM FIGHT FOR
THEIR LIVES ABOVE
MAN-EATING PLANT
wwwww

Heroin Monkey

Red
america so weirdddd what u mean u
live in Massivehugetits

A Star Wars Fan

The earth
is flat
the earth isn't real.
We live in a
simulation
controlled by
minecraft redstone
engineers

Anonymous

Isnt that interesting......ummm

WTF SEX FACTS#
The more orgasms you have,
the longer you're likely to live,
according to special research
from the British Medical Journal.

Heroin Monkey

YOU CAN LIVE IN THIS COOL AND
BADASS CASTLE FOR 6 MONTHS RENT FREE
BUT NO MORE SMOKING METH AND BEATING
YOUR WIFE AND KIDS. COULD YOU DO IT??

timmyy

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Heroin Monkey

Ronald Reagan
•Gets shot once
•Cries about it
•Immediately enacts gun
control like a scared baby
John F. Kennedy
.Gets shot twice
•Eats the first shot for breakfast
•Second shot blows his brains all
over his wife on live TV like a boss
Theodore Roosevelt
•Gets shot once while giving a speech
infront of a huge audience
•Laughs it off
•Continues to give his speech for the next
hour while roasting the would-be assassin

RapBoat

DRIVE
LIKE YOUR
KIDS
LIVE HERE
AIR
ດ

kate✨

Sony: Publishes a live.
service game that sold well
Also Sony:
Wait a minute, I hate PC users

Your local comrade

When you and your friends find a higher form of living

RapBoat

Two pictures of infomercial salesmen. The first is a man with a yellow cloth smiling. The second is a man with a box of baking soda pointing. The text of the meme talks about how one man's dislike of another was like the hate between two rappers.

Heroin Monkey

A person with a blurred, bright glow is looking directly at the viewer. The text says "Pov: You live in Hiroshima and look up at the sky on August 6, 1945."

Anonymous

Live Laugh Love

The image shows a conversation between four people, with three of the speakers being labeled as 'Person 1', 'Person 2', and 'Person 3', while one speaker is labeled as 'ME.' Person 1 says, "Or you like oily men." Person 2 suggests, "We should display it at an exhibition." ME asks, "Does that include Jameson?" Person 1 replies, "Yes." Person 3 sends a smiley emoji, and ME responds with "Frfr." Person 2 then exclaims, "WOAAAH." The background includes a small part of Spongebob and a bigger part of Patrick Star, which makes the conversation feel a little absurd.

RapBoat 2

A tweet listing the number of times various artists have had 2 million Instagram live viewers. 6ix9ine has 1, while The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, and Mozart each have 0. The text reads, 'Times artists have had 2 million instagram live viewers: 6ix9ine - 1 The Beatles - 0 Michael Jackson - 0 Elvis Presley - 0 Mozart - 0 I think the numbers speak for themselves'.

Thoughtless

I am smart!

The image shows a game summary with the text "Hats off to You, Genius!" above. Below there is a message stating "You have new items in the shop for your Qbit! Buy items for Qbit". There is an accuracy bar that is 14% filled. Finally, the score is 7130.

Thoughtless

The image shows five white cartoon cats playing different instruments. The image is set up like a breaking news report with a red banner that says "BREAKING NEWS." The text reads, "NEW BAND IS BREAKING RECORDS A" and "@BONGOCATBAND HAS AMASSED 2 BILLION FOLLOWERS IN 3 MONTHS. BLOWING ALL". The cats are playing a keyboard, drums, a xylophone, and a guitar.

Heroin Monkey

A package of ground beef with a label stating "My name was Jeff. I wanted to live. Your personal choice killed me. Don't eat meat!" next to a picture of a man, presumably named Jeff.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a movie poster with the text "DUDE, Where's my will to live". It features two guys on the poster, with Ashton Kutcher in the foreground, looking puzzled. There is a beach in the background with girls.

peter Griffin 2.0

only if peter was black

Peter Griffin holds up a color chart with the text 'OKAY' next to the first three shades, and 'NOT OKAY' next to the last three darker shades of brown. The text "Martha's Vineyard Liberals Deciding If You Can Live There" appears above the color chart.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison between modern and ancient Sith. The modern Sith are depicted as whiny and emotional, lamenting about being stuck in a machine and having their superweapon destroyed. The ancient Sith are portrayed as stoic and embracing pain, declaring "TO PAIN IS TO LIVE, AND BOY, AM I LIVING!"

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