90+ Best Living Will Memes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Accuracy

I am smart!

The image shows a game summary with the text "Hats off to You, Genius!" above. Below there is a message stating "You have new items in the shop for your Qbit! Buy items for Qbit". There is an accuracy bar that is 14% filled. Finally, the score is 7130.

Pool

The image shows two panels. The top panel has an image of a helicopter refilling from a pool, with the text: "Helicopter re-filling from my pool to go fight fires and save lives:". The bottom panel shows a close up of a monkey looking nervously from side to side with the text: "Me who just filled the pool with gasoline:".

Game

Mr. Krabs is shown on a golf course in the style of a screenshot from the cartoon "Spongebob Squarepants." The text above him reads, "Sony: Publishes a live service game that sold well. Also Sony:". The text on the bottom of the image reads, "Wait a minute, I hate PC users".

Fact

Isnt that interesting......ummm

The image contains the text "WTF SEX FACTS# The more orgasms you have, the longer you're likely to live, according to special research from the British Medical Journal."

Bottom

Words I live by

The image shows the comic book character Deadpool in a red and black suit with two swords on his back. The background is a red and white pattern. Above and below Deadpool are two text fields. The first says, "IF I'VE EVER OFFENDED YOU, JUST KNOW, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, I'M SORRY." The second says, "THAT YOU'RE OVERLY SENSITIVE."

Anger

This explains a lot

An image of a cartoon rabbit with a broken ear and a dark face standing in front of a blurred fire with the text “BREAKING NEWS” and “MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE”.

Protection

Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee

The image shows a cartoon character with a shocked expression sitting in a blue chair with his finger pointed. The text above the character reads: "When she asks if you brought protection:". Below the cartoon, the text states: "How dare you make me consider the long term!"

Level

Two pictures of infomercial salesmen. The first is a man with a yellow cloth smiling. The second is a man with a box of baking soda pointing. The text of the meme talks about how one man's dislike of another was like the hate between two rappers.

Robot

A cartoon robot with a hat and a frilly skirt stands in front of a table. The text "Live Laugh Lobotomy" is superimposed on the image.

Fear

A white parrot is holding a knife in its beak and appears to be looking at a hand reaching for it. The text above reads "i live in constant fear."

Man

Live Laugh Love

The image shows a conversation between four people, with three of the speakers being labeled as 'Person 1', 'Person 2', and 'Person 3', while one speaker is labeled as 'ME.' Person 1 says, "Or you like oily men." Person 2 suggests, "We should display it at an exhibition." ME asks, "Does that include Jameson?" Person 1 replies, "Yes." Person 3 sends a smiley emoji, and ME responds with "Frfr." Person 2 then exclaims, "WOAAAH." The background includes a small part of Spongebob and a bigger part of Patrick Star, which makes the conversation feel a little absurd.

Acronym

A world map where continents and regions are labeled with humorous and vulgar acronyms. The text above the map reads, 'the world i want to live in.' The labels include: C.U.M. for North America, B.A.L.L.S. for South America, A.N.U.S. for Africa, P.E.N.I.S. for Europe, S.E.M.E.N. for Russia, C.O.C.K. for Central Asia, S.H.I.T. for India, and F.A.G.G.O.T. for Australia.

Place

i live in uragay

A close up image of a long white rectangular light on a grey ceiling.

Bill Gates

Peace

aiyyaaaaaaa

A yellow minion character stands next to the text: "My therapist told me: the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two of my children's lives. I feel better already."

Introvert

A tweet by Vivian that reads: "single introverts be like if it's meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room."

Jokes

Reason

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?

Sky Diving

Me: Have you ever went sky diving?

Friend: No.

Me: Well don't, it sucks.

Friend: Why?

Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.

Doctor

A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."

The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"

The doctor calmly replies "Nine".

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