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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison between modern and ancient Sith. The modern Sith are depicted as whiny and emotional, lamenting about being stuck in a machine and having their superweapon destroyed. The ancient Sith are portrayed as stoic and embracing pain, declaring "TO PAIN IS TO LIVE, AND BOY, AM I LIVING!"

Heroin Monkey

The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.

Wade

King Ko-

The image shows a large, silhouetted figure of Bigfoot against an orange, sunset-like background. There are helicopters in the background. A smaller inset shows a man's face with the text "LIVE TUCKER REACTION".

Adolf kitler

A white cat with human-like facial features, with the text "Nobody: Live action cats movie:" above it.

Why should you care

The image shows two panels. The top left panel has a photo of a car bumper with a sticker saying 'ADULTS ON BOARD WE WANT TO LIVE TOO'. The bottom left panel shows a man with a sly smile saying 'Do we though?' On the right is a text post saying 'What doesn't end you only makes you develop a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.'

Heroin Monkey

A package of ground beef with a label stating "My name was Jeff. I wanted to live. Your personal choice killed me. Don't eat meat!" next to a picture of a man, presumably named Jeff.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a movie poster with the text "DUDE, Where's my will to live". It features two guys on the poster, with Ashton Kutcher in the foreground, looking puzzled. There is a beach in the background with girls.

Thoughtless

The image shows five white cartoon cats playing different instruments. The image is set up like a breaking news report with a red banner that says "BREAKING NEWS." The text reads, "NEW BAND IS BREAKING RECORDS A" and "@BONGOCATBAND HAS AMASSED 2 BILLION FOLLOWERS IN 3 MONTHS. BLOWING ALL". The cats are playing a keyboard, drums, a xylophone, and a guitar.

Thoughtless

I am smart!

The image shows a game summary with the text "Hats off to You, Genius!" above. Below there is a message stating "You have new items in the shop for your Qbit! Buy items for Qbit". There is an accuracy bar that is 14% filled. Finally, the score is 7130.

Anonymous

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A screenshot of YouTube analytics, showing views at 6.4K, watch time at 73.4 hours, and subscribers at +129. A graph shows view spikes, and a list displays the top content with view counts: 'ly' at 427, 'Bangs' at 315, and 'I'm gonna miss you this sum...' at 41.

Cocel 😮💨

The image shows two panels. The top panel has an image of a helicopter refilling from a pool, with the text: "Helicopter re-filling from my pool to go fight fires and save lives:". The bottom panel shows a close up of a monkey looking nervously from side to side with the text: "Me who just filled the pool with gasoline:".

Heroin Monkey

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Wade

Matpat in a nutshell

kate✨

Mr. Krabs is shown on a golf course in the style of a screenshot from the cartoon "Spongebob Squarepants." The text above him reads, "Sony: Publishes a live service game that sold well. Also Sony:". The text on the bottom of the image reads, "Wait a minute, I hate PC users".

Wade

This explains a lot

An image of a cartoon rabbit with a broken ear and a dark face standing in front of a blurred fire with the text “BREAKING NEWS” and “MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE”.

Wade

Words I live by

The image shows the comic book character Deadpool in a red and black suit with two swords on his back. The background is a red and white pattern. Above and below Deadpool are two text fields. The first says, "IF I'VE EVER OFFENDED YOU, JUST KNOW, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, I'M SORRY." The second says, "THAT YOU'RE OVERLY SENSITIVE."

Wade

Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee

The image shows a cartoon character with a shocked expression sitting in a blue chair with his finger pointed. The text above the character reads: "When she asks if you brought protection:". Below the cartoon, the text states: "How dare you make me consider the long term!"

TaylorSwiftBoat

A tweet listing the number of times various artists have had 2 million Instagram live viewers. 6ix9ine has 1, while The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, and Mozart each have 0. The text reads, 'Times artists have had 2 million instagram live viewers: 6ix9ine - 1 The Beatles - 0 Michael Jackson - 0 Elvis Presley - 0 Mozart - 0 I think the numbers speak for themselves'.

♡𝓅𝒶𝓁

Two pictures of infomercial salesmen. The first is a man with a yellow cloth smiling. The second is a man with a box of baking soda pointing. The text of the meme talks about how one man's dislike of another was like the hate between two rappers.

Pankake

A white parrot is holding a knife in its beak and appears to be looking at a hand reaching for it. The text above reads "i live in constant fear."

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