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Heroin Monkey

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.

MEME LORD

The image shows a text box above an image. The text says, "I fucked my hamster to death. Am I a psychopath? Basically I was fucking my hamster, like I usually do. But then I forgot to pull out. The hamster had cum leaking from its eyes and mouth. Then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?" Below is an image of a cartoon bear with an angry expression.

Heroin Monkey

A picture of a green pit in a yard. The text states that the person dumped a bunch of stuff in the pit.

mike69

The image is split into two panels. On the left, Shadow the Hedgehog is shown with a long list of text behind him, labeled "people who like shadow". On the right, Sonic the Hedgehog is shown with the text "He's nice" above him, labeled "people who like sonic".

Raptor

A man, presumably Tony Soprano, is standing in front of a grill with a lit cigar in his mouth and a box of matches in his hand. The text above the image says: "Me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same."

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NOOOO not cole

A photo of J. Cole with dreadlocks wearing a yellow sweater. Text on the image says: "ran that shit like Diddy" and "J. COLE, 'LAND OF THE SNAKES' GENIUS"

Heroin Monkey

A survey asking how likely someone is to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague with a scale from 1 to 5. The explanation provided below states that people don't usually recommend operating systems randomly in conversations. Below the survey is written: "THIS IS NOT TRUE. Have you ever seen a linux user?"

Heroin Monkey

Sarah
Chongalongadong
when you hug a guy and you
smell his colon
11/7/14, 2:36 AM from Queens, NY
tayLORD.
ErykanBaDent
When you can still smell his colon
on your pillows even though he's
not there >>>>>>>>
@RichOrb
I love when I can smell a guy's
colon as he walks by
7/14/14, 10:13 AM
jen
basedgin
Stylish Sweetheart
KAY5wEels
after you hug a boy and you smell
like his colon <33
I smell like his colon now
11/12/14 1:16 PM

Heroin Monkey

Kerri Thorpe
This is actually a disgusting video,
my sons names jaxx and regardless
of what others think of it he loves his
name. Gosh imagine making this
video while pregnant also,
embarrassing.
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Natalie Anne Forde
2.2K D
Jax means toilet here in ireland
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Oogway

Me acting like I'm cool
with the crackhead at
the bus station so he
doesn't stab tf out of
BUS
STOP
me
00D

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Elvis with his future wife, Priscilla, who was 14 at
the time they met
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"Say Elvis...I heard you like 'em young"
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"Tryna strike a chord, and it's prolly A-Minor"
This seriously might be the single best lyric ever
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The image shows a cartoonish body with Hitler's head on it, standing in a SpongeBob-like setting. Behind the figure are country shapes with different flag patterns: France, Poland, the Soviet Union, and Czech. The text above the image reads: "We all have that one friend that walks into your home like it's theirs."

Heroin Monkey

A hand is holding a pager-like device. The screen shows a notification from the Duolingo app, featuring the Duolingo owl, with the text "Look like you missed your Hebrew lesson again. You know what happens now!"

Nintendo Fan

The image shows two pictures of chicken nuggets. On the left, a chicken nugget is lying on a wooden surface near a box of chicken nuggets with the text "Chick-fil-A" on it. On the right, a person is holding a chicken nugget. Both chicken nuggets are shaped in a way that suggests they are giving the middle finger.

Adolf Nigler

People with time be like...

The image shows a series of text messages and posts that say 'Me when I have some time' and 'When you've got time', featuring a still from The Incredibles movie where the character Mr. Incredible says 'Yeah, I've got time.'

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a social media post by MeeRa Rai stating, "I just ended a 5 year relationship." Raj King comments, "Are you okay!!!" MeeRa Rai replies, "It's okay it wasn't my relationship."

Labradorian

The meme shows a view from a car onto a road with some other cars, including a flatbed tow truck. Below this, the meme features an image of two Kermit the Frog characters: one in the shadows whispering 'DO IT'. The text above the road says 'When I see a car like this'.

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Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up
fucking his bitch
Discussion
Literally told him not to talk on my goat like that shit
was 8/10 MINIMUM. Asked his girl to meet up, told her
let's get some Mac Donald's, then she gave me head
ion even feel bad Lmaooo
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I collect STDs like Pokémon cards

A cartoonish character with black hair, black ears, and a black tail with a fin, wearing red underwear with white hearts all over it. The character is smiling and has its arms akimbo.

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Y’all tryna get down or what like 😛

A pixelated drawing of a black and white character with sharp teeth, pink blush, and a black suit. There are red hearts floating around the character's head.

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