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Adolf Nigler

Don't tell me different methods of preparation are the same ever again.

The image shows two different cars. The top car has a white frame and is associated with a disgusted looking cartoon fish, ketchup, tomatoes, spaghetti, and pizza. Above this image are the words, "This is Trash". The bottom car has a red frame and is associated with two pixelated chicken thighs and the same cartoon fish looking content. Above this is the phrase, "But I like this."

Heroin Monkey

A Twitter post showing a tweet that says, "mosquitoes nowadays be pullin down ya socks to bite you." The next tweet replies, "like how tf did this appear on my ankle." The third tweet replies, "wish they would pull down my pants and."

Heroin Monkey

A stack of crayons with labels that appear to be satirical. The labels include "Travel Ban Brown", "Lives Matter", "Auschwitz Ash", "Privilege", "Cyantology", "Spiritual but not Religious", "Statutory Grape", "Boner Pill Blue", "Insufferable Vegan Green", "Corporations Are People Too", "Baby Shit Green", "Self-Identified Blue", "Presidential", and "Your Parents' Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach".

DIANEE

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The image shows a meme with text "MY ADHD" above a picture of a man with a confused expression. Below it, it says "how to have a conversation?" and shows four options: "A: interrupt them", "B: trip over your words", "C: zone out", "D: get really excited about the topic and freak them out." Below this another meme with the text "ADHD THERAPIST: WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW?" and a picture of a person looking overwhelmed. Below this the text says "Me: My mind is like an Internet browser. 19 tabs open, 5 of them are frozen & I have no idea where the music is coming from." A third meme to the right says "Nobody:" and "ADHD:"

✨Jassy✨

Like wtf

A cartoon of Princess Sofia wearing a long purple dress with a text overlay saying "This bitch got a wardrobe bigger than my house and she wears the same ass dress everyday" with a skull emoji at the end.

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a question from a post asking how people in the Middle Ages knew what skeletons looked like without x-ray machines. An edit to the post says, "I forgot about dead people." Below the post is an image of Megamind with an evil grin, and a dial with settings ranging from small to mega, with the dial pointed to mega.

Adolf kitler

A black and white cat is standing on a ledge holding a small piece of furniture in its mouth. The text on the image reads: "Seen this fella on the way to work, not sure which I like best... his pants, his knee pads, or his broken heart."

Why should you care

An image of a cephalopod clinging to a pipe, with the text "Cephalopods Daily. This might be the most confident I've seen anyone." below.

Adolf kitler

I like catles

A light orange cat lies on a gray rug, wearing a round, plush tan shell that gives the impression it's a turtle.

Rookpauze

9 years olds wildin

A screenshot of a Roblox game. The chat shows messages from other players: "shadow: just like is yr old", "Cassie: Please get for me", "Cassie: Off me", "killernumber2_four: im gonna clap you", and "Lana_fan: hi". The player in the foreground is next to a christmas tree and gift boxes.

Amir De OG

Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔

The image shows a split comparison between vegan food in America and vegan food in India. On the top left are two 'wojak' figures next to two burgers labeled 'vegan'. The text reads: 'Here's a vegan meal that tastes like meat using the power of chemicals and preservatives.' On the top right the figure is shocked and says, 'WOW, it tastes like just like meat, and no animals where harmed!' On the bottom left are two turban-wearing characters next to two bowls of what appears to be Indian curry. The text reads: 'Using the powers of spices and herbs, we made this meal taste great, even with out the use of meat.' On the bottom right is another turban-wearing character that says, 'Thank you for this meal'.

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Truly are

A set of translucent red and white dice with the title "The Cursed dice" above. The text describes the strange properties of cursed dice, including their unnatural glow, and their ability to roll specific numbers on command.

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me right now

A picture of Liam Neeson on the phone with the text "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A CAR?"

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A tweet from the user 'coronavirus' stating, "honestly, I did it for memes."

Why should you care

The image shows a grumpy-looking cat with a caption. The text reads, 'LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STAY OVER THERE'.

Why should you care

know what man would I be without some FNAF memes

The image shows three different poses of a yellow bear character with a purple hat, likely Freddy from the game FNaF. In each pose, the bear is positioned against a green background, with the bear standing in slightly different positions, holding a microphone. The text below the bear figures says "Trying to explain FNaF like:".

Adolf kitler

A screenshot of a message exchange. The first message says "Good morning beautiful". The second message includes an image of an unkempt cat with text below saying "I woke up like this". The third message says "Sorry, I have a girlfriend."

Adolf kitler

hmmm

A black cat with wide eyes looks to the right, beside it there is a black toy with two yellow circles for eyes. The text says "Not sure if my cat likes his new toy..."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image shows a Twitter thread. Ernie Keebler tweets about getting an email from a Nigerian prince and not being sure how sending 900 Fudge Stripes will help. Jacob replies positively, mentioning the good marketing. Ernie responds positively to Jacob and Jacob then responds to Ernie with "suck my cock ernie keebler".

DAP ME UP

UMM ??? AGREEABLE MUCH.

A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. Charli D'Amelio states "Roblox is trash, I like Fortnite better". The official Roblox account replies "I don't care, Fortnite doesn't want you anyways too..." and someone else says "I couldn't agree more with Roblox. Girl thought she is important".

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