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Heroin Monkey

A photo of a row of old books. The titles on the spines create a funny sentence: THE KING WHO CAME SHARTS. LET US FOLLOW HIM.

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

shaylie lol

A spider is visible through the tent fabric with the text "LET'S GO CAMPING, THEY SAID" above and "IT WILL BE FUN, THEY SAID" below.

Heroin Monkey

lets get oiled up guys

A bottle of cooking oil is pouring into a clear glass bowl. The background shows a blurry green scene.

help me please im being abused

A person is submerged underwater wearing a white dress. The text above and below the person says "DON'T LET YOUR LOYALTY BECOME SLAVERY".

Heroin Monkey

A three-panel comic strip shows two bald stick figures at work. In the first panel, one stick figure holds a frisbee, inviting the other to play after work. In the second panel, the second stick figure declines, saying he is super behind on work. In the third panel, the second stick figure suddenly gets angry after someone mentions playing, yelling that "now's not the time!"

Heroin Monkey

An image depicts three children sitting around a table that's covered with various pills. The text above them reads: "grandma is dead so lets eat all of her pills". One of the children also has a text bubble saying: "She Won't Be Needing Those Anymore!"

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Jorking my peniys

The image is a screenshot of a tweet by user @Xvstardust_. The tweet text reads: One time I was jorking mine peniys and... Well... Let's just say it got hard...

Thoughtless

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

Thoughtless

V-day mascot! (OC)

A pink background with a red heart character that has an unhappy face and stick arms and legs. On the left side, it says "Better luck next year", and on the right, it says "Lets all be lonely together!". Above the heart, it reads "Happy V-Day".

Heroin Monkey

A black and white drawing of a shark inside a room with broken wooden planks on the floor. The shark is speaking, saying "bro please let me hit ur juul bro please" in a speech bubble. In another speech bubble, the shark says "bro please bro".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels. The top panel shows three aliens with the text "Do you think humans have caught up to us yet?" on the left and "I don't know, let's take a look at their social media" on the right. The middle panel is a distorted image of a frog with a red glow and the text "When it's soup time". The bottom panel shows the same three aliens, with the text "It turns out, they have surpassed us".

Heroin Monkey

A tweet shows a school board proposing a list of names for a school. These names include "Drew Brees Elementary", "Bruce Lee Elementary", "John Cena Elementary School", "Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance", and "Schoolie McSchoolface". The tweet comments, "This is what happens when you let the students submit new names for their school."

Heroin Monkey

A screengrab of a show titled "PAW Patrol" with a description that reads: "Watch Season 3 Now. First they got the coke. Then they got the money. Now the Colombian cartels want the power. Let the drug wars begin."

Yuri

Me

A red fox animatronic figure with a gun stands in a dimly lit room, flanked by two other animatronics. The text on the image reads: "Me after hearing a baby cry during the fnaf movie."

Anonymous

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Madballs

A silhouette of a person standing on a hill with text: "Don't let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself."

Gummibääääär

Who doesn't know it? 😂

The image shows four steps to making tea with a stick figure pouring boiling water into a cup, followed by a timer and finally an empty cup. The text reads "1. Drop tea bag", "2. Pour boiled water", "3. Let it cool down", and "4. Forget you made tea."

Wade

I love this comic run so much

The comic shows Spider-Man and Deadpool looking at each other with confusion. In the second panel, a fiery horse carriage drives by. In the last panel, they discuss the 19th-century Ghost Rider and his potential involvement in the wrong Civil War. The text in the speech bubbles says: NEIGH! Did you just see that? 19th Century Ghost Rider? Yup. Oh man, do you think he's showing up to fight in the wrong civil war? Let's hope he fights for the North, otherwise he's not gonna like taking orders from a black Captain America.

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

A four-panel cartoon shows a stick figure with a German flag for a head. In the first panel, the figure is running with arms raised and says "MY WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!". In the second panel, the figure is sitting under a tree and says, "I SHOULD BASK IN THE SUN AND LET MY MIND WANDER". In the third panel, the figure is lying down with arms folded. The final panel shows the figure sitting up with arms folded, saying "I HAVE DONE TERRIBLE THINGS".

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