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Patrick

2 years ago

Who would have guessed

The image shows a pink hand holding a fishing license. The license has a photo of Patrick Star wearing a yellow rain jacket and a green hat, while holding a purple fish. Above the image it says: 'Patrick is legally allowed to kill'. The license text is: 'FISHING LICENSE', 'First name: PATRICK', 'Last name: STAR'. The signature reads 'Patrick'.
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    • Gang

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter post by @upblissed, asking if @MrBlackOG searched up "gang." Below, a tweet from Mr. Black says that he was banned from Google, because of several requests from the United States Government regarding the topics he was searching for over the last 5 years. The text says, "You no longer have permission to use Google, nor make a new Gmail account under your name. If we are made aware that you are trying to make a new account, legal action will be taken." Mr. Black can return to Google on June 26, 2033.
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    • Memes

    1 year ago
    Man legally changes name to "Big Dick" so that "these niggas will keep my name out they mouth" @ju C He taken a selfie with a security cam? The energy surrounding this man is mythically powerful. Truly he is one we must fear.
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    • Sexual Intercourse

    3 months ago
    A chart divided into two columns: "Illegal" on the left with a pink header, and "Legal" on the right with a green header. The title above the chart is "Guide to animal rights" and the subtitle is "What to do and not to do with animals". Under "Illegal" are three illustrations with captions: 1) A person standing behind a cow, labeled "Sexual intercourse". 2) A person kneeling next to a pig lying on its side, labeled "Blowjob". 3) A chicken with straps and buckles on it, labeled "Bondage". Under "Legal" are three illustrations with captions: 1) A person standing behind a cow, using a tube, labeled "Insemination". 2) A person kneeling next to a small pig, holding an instrument, labeled "Castration without anaesthesia". 3) A grid representing a cage, labeled "Caging".
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    • Google

    1 year ago
    The image shows a screenshot of a Google ban message stating "You have been banned from Google" and that access may be restored on June 26, 2033. Below is a blurry close-up of a man's face looking surprised or shocked.
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    • Memes

    11 months ago
    I ASKED THE PRESIDENT TO MAKE IT LEGAL TO MURDER FURRIES DUDE WTF?! THAT ONE FURRY HATER PEOPLE WITH A MORAL COMPASS
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    • Tax

    1 year ago
    A man with a thinking expression in front of a stylized graphic with text that says: "My body is a temple, therefore I am a church and exempt from paying taxes."
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    • Sale

    9 months ago
    A photo of an AR15 with the text "AR15 for sale: year olds LEGAL?"
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    • Human Right

    8 months ago
    A picture of Willy Wonka looking slightly off to the left. Underneath is a text that says "I'm all for human rights and shit, but if you're on a tour in a factory and decide to wander off, it should be legal for the floor workers to hunt you for sport."
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    • Ball

    1 year ago
    A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."
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    1 year ago
    WIKIPEDIA The Free Encyclopedia Search Wikipedia Search Create account Log in Contents hide (Top) Background Pinyan's death Investigation Media reporting Criminal charges, guilty plea, and sentencing Aftermath "2 Guys 1 Horse" Zoo James Michael Tait and later events of 2009-2010 Section 16.52.205 of the Revised Code of Washington See also References External links Enumclaw horse sex case Article Talk From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Enumclaw horse sex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth D. Pinyan, [2][3] an engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck driver; Douglas Spink; and other unidentified men. Pinyan and Tait filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias "Mr. Hands". [4][5] After engaging in this activity on multiple occasions over an unknown span of time, Pinyan received fatal internal injuries in one such incident. The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005. [6][7] Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the enactment of a bill by the Washington State Legislature that prohibits both sex with animals and the videotaping of such an act. Under current Washington law, bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.[8] As bestiality was legal in Washington state at the time, Tait was instead convicted of trespassing and was sentenced to a one-year suspended sentence. Background A 2 languages Read View source View history Tools In the 1970s, many statutes that had criminalized certain sex acts in various U.S. states were repealed, largely since they had criminalized some consensual sex acts between adults that were no longer considered appropriate to forbid (e.g., criminalizing all oral and anal sex). [9][10] In Washington state, a law was repealed on July 1, 1976, that had said: Every person who shall carnally know in any manner any animal or bird, or who shall carnally know any male or female person by the anus or with the mouth or tongue; or who shall voluntarily submit to such knowledge; or who shall attempt sexual intercourse with a dead body, shall be guilty of sodomy... Enumclaw horse sex case Date Location Location of Enumclaw, Washington State July 2, 2005; 18 years ago Unincorporated area in King County, Washington, United States (near Enumclaw) Bestiality Туре Cause Cause of death: Acute peritonitis caused by traumatic perforation of the colon Participants ⚫ Kenneth Pinyan (Mr. Hands)[1] Outcome • James Michael Tait • Douglas Spink A stallion Laws passed criminalizing bestiality and zoophilic pornography in Washington state
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