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Nothing

Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a Discord message that reads, "Nah but why does your appendix do absolutely nothing and then just try to kill you?"
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  • Suicide

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a messaging conversation. The first message reads, "This is Gavin mom. I am sorry to inform you." The next message reads, "What happens?" The final message reads, "He killed himself." Below this is the word, "wompwomp."
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  • Theory

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • New theory just dropped????

    The image is split in two. On the left, there is a photo of a young child with curly blond hair being held by an adult. To the side stands a woman with long, dark, wavy hair. On the right side of the image, there is a photo of Ice Spice. Text above the pictures reads, "Illuminati might kill me but. Ice Spice is Drake's real baby mother... & he can't expose it because she was underage and that's why that rap battle had to be shut down. Full interview: https://youtu.be/FWawRTBixw4."
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  • Announcement

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • The image shows an email inbox with several emails visible. One email, from "William" at "Counseling Commons," contains offensive language such as "Hello Fucktard," "You smell like cat shit," and "Kill yourself." Another email is from Dr. [redacted]. Text overlaid on the image reads "who hurt the principle dawg" along with crying emojis and TikTok usernames.
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  • Furry

    furry memes · 2 years ago
  • choose one

    Six furry characters are displayed with the text "Pick one to protect you and the rest will try to kill you."
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  • Naruto

    DAP ME UP · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a conversation between a person and a group of kids who are familiar with Naruto only through TikTok. The bottom of the image has an anime screen capture with the caption "Shall I kill these children?"
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  • Rest

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • im picking meowscrada what about the rest of you

    The image shows a meme where the viewer is asked to choose a character to protect them from the others, who will try to kill them. The characters are Loona from "Helluva Boss", Meowscarada from "Pokemon", Roxanne Wolf from "Five Nights at Freddy's", a dark latex creature from "Changed", the lamb from "Cult of the Lamb", and a white furry creature.
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  • Birth

    MEME LORD · 2 years ago
  • The image shows text overlayed on a blue background featuring a video game character. The text reads: "I think Fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo."
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  • Taylor Swift

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!

    The image shows a couple in bed. In the first panel, the woman is on top of the man who says: "Punish me!". The second panel shows another woman laughing and saying "Alexa, play Taylor Swift".
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  • Overlord

    Apollo · 2 years ago
  • Hahaha now what overlord should i kill next

    A cartoon of the character, Alastor, with the text: "What is Captain Hook's favorite break-up line? It's not you; it's Smee!"
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  • Rose

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A photo of a smiling man and woman wearing bike helmets. Text above them reads: "Roses are Red, Sandwich is Grilled". Text below them reads: "Millennial Couple Bikes Through ISIS Territory to Prove 'Humans Are Kind' and Gets Killed."
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  • Cure

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • A person sitting at a table with a white sign that reads "A cure for cancer would kill deadpool. CHANGE MY MIND."
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  • Tea

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago
  • ☕️

    A Google search bar shows the query "Should I kill someone, or have a cup of tea?" The "Did you mean" suggestion is "Should I kill someone, and have a cup of tea?" Below this is the text "Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you." and an image of a person sipping tea next to a British flag.
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  • Bro

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A character that looks like Vegeta from Dragonball Z wearing a suit and glasses is reading a book. Above him is the text: "Me looking at bro after choosing him to read page 174 of To Kill a Mockingbird." Behind him, there's a bookshelf with a sign that says "Silence" on it.
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  • Meat

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A package of ground beef with a label stating "My name was Jeff. I wanted to live. Your personal choice killed me. Don't eat meat!" next to a picture of a man, presumably named Jeff.
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  • Parasite

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • A woman with long dreadlocks and a colorful hat is pictured. The text over her reads: "Claims unborn babies are just parasites, which gives mothers the right to kill them. Doesn't realize that makes her an overgrown parasite."
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  • Racism

    tabs1528 · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a four-panel meme. Each panel has a different scenario, with a crying, angry-looking character on the left and a TV screen on the right. The text next to the crying character in each panel says "THAT'S RACIST!" Each panel has a different statement. First panel, text says "Why is the black guy the villain?". Second panel, text says "Why does the black guy have to get shot?". Third panel, text says "Why is it only black people killing each other?". Fourth panel, text says "Why are there no black people in this movie?". The TV screen in each panel depicts a different scenario. Panel 1 shows a black person pointing a gun at a white person. Panel 2 shows a white person pointing a gun at a black person. Panel 3 shows a black person pointing a gun at a black person. Panel 4 shows a white person pointing a gun at a white person.
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  • Gorilla

    Thoughtless · 2 years ago
  • experiment

    The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.
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  • Kill

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • 1) buy a lobster
[deleted] by
My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
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  • Alien

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is split into two parts. The top part features a handwritten note that says, "If an alien came to visit, I would kill it. By Bella". Below is a black and white image of a stern-looking man with a Hello Kitty bow in his hair.
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