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Murder

?!?? TRIGGERED MUCH

The image shows a conversation between a quiet kid and another person. The text reads: QUIET KID: I GOT MURDER ON MY MIND. ME: YEAH, ITS A REALLY NICE SONG. QUIET KID: WHAT SONG?. The background image is a man with a shocked expression.

Dad

The image shows a Minecraft scene where a player has built a sign that says "Kool Kids Klub". Text above the image reads "Dad: Are you wining, son? Me:". Below the Minecraft image, there's a text that says "DEFINITELY".

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Class

the one kid in your class that eats super loud

A cartoon fish is eating a burger with the text '[CHEWING LOUDLY]' below him.

Object show

Am I the only one here?

The image shows two panels. In the top panel, a character from an object show is shown with a sad face, representing the feeling of being the only one who knows about the shows. The text reads: 'When I'm the only kid in the school that knows object shows (Like bfdi or Inanimate Insanity).' The bottom panel shows the same character looking surprised and happy, with the text 'But when I'm walking down the hallway and then I see a kid I don't know wearing a Battle For Dream Island shirt.'

Consequence

A colorful donkey pinata hangs from a tree, and the text "Fill a pinata with goat intestines to teach kids about the brutal consequences of violence" appears above it.

Doctor

The image shows three actors who played Spiderman: Tobey Maguire, Tom Holland, and Andrew Garfield, side by side. Above them, text reads, "Doctor: don't worry kid, it's just a mild cold. My hospital room next day:".

Failure

The meme shows a man in two different emotional states. In the top half, he's smiling with wide eyes. In the bottom half, he is crying with tears streaming down his face. The top half says "Kid" and the bottom says "ney Failure."

Class

🤫🧏‍♀️

The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows an Uno card with the text "Do your school work OR draw 25." The second panel shows a person holding a handful of cards at a table with a can of soda and another Uno card on it. The text above the person reads, "Some kid in my class."

Willy Wonka

A picture of Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka with text above that reads, "None of the new Willy Wonka movies have understood that Gene Wilder's version of Wonka worked because you felt like there was a real chance he was just gonna sit there and watch those kids die."

Name

A screenshot from a video game shows a dialog box with a message stating "Pap Smear Marijuana has met Meatball Morris at school." Below this, text overlays the image, questioning, "Who tf names their kid 'Meatball'??"

Childhood

A child is in a river with a determined face, swimming. Above the image the text says: "Me tryna swim in my bath tub when i was 7."

Video Game

wow mario got done dirty

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows an old video game screenshot of Sonic with the text: "When the drowning countdown starts, but Tails takes the air bubble. SCORE 34160 TIME 2:03 RINGS 341 guess I'll die". The top right panel says: "KIDS TODAY GETTING THEIR VIDEO GAME TURNED INTO A MOVIE GET THIS" and shows two images of Sonic: one old and one new movie version. The bottom left panel says: "KIDS IN MY DAY GOT THIS..." and shows an image of a Goomba. The bottom right panel shows an image of the live-action version of King Koopa.

Gamer

A flyer taped to a tiled wall that reads: "ATTENTION GAMERS. DIARY of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay club. Wimpy Kid roleplays are held at the local SUBWAY from 1:30AM - 3:30AM on Thursdays. Please do not come as Greg, Frank, Manny, Rodrick or Susan, as they are already taken. Please be Rowley we need a Rowley. Also, rude language will not be tolerated at the Wimpy kid roleplay. My mom will get mad and not let us do it anymore!"

Abortion

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

Hollow Knight

Hollow Knight Meme

A series of small drawings show the character Hornet from Hollow Knight in different situations. She is saying "SHAW!!!" in one. Another says "To Shaw... or not to Shaw..." Another has the text "This isn't a cookie...!" A text bubble says "No fingies". One drawing shows two Hornets stacked on top of each other. Another has the text "No voice to cry suffering." One has her sitting in a treasure chest, saying "SCHLURP." In the last, Hornet is standing in front of a taller character, with text saying "Kids, where did my Geo go? ...Are you even listening?"

Online class

A six-panel image showing various reactions to online class situations. The top left panel shows a muscular person struggling, labeled "The teacher trying to unmute us". The top right shows a villainous face, labeled "Me telling her to press alt + F4". The middle left shows a fish with its mouth open, labeled "The kid with the loud mic". The middle center shows a dog, labeled "Her dog in the background". The middle right shows a puppy, labeled "The kid trying to learn". The bottom left panel shows a man at a laptop, labeled "My FBI agent". The bottom right shows a cat, labeled "The kid with slow internet".

Sacrifice

In a classical painting style, Jesus is sitting and talking to a group of people. Text overlaid on the image says, "SO I WAS LIKE, 'YO ABRAHAM, YOU SHOULD SACRIFICE YOUR SON.' THEN I WAS LIKE, 'WOAH, I WAS JUST KIDDING, BRO'"

Drive

The top half of the image shows a yellow sign in the shape of a child with a smiling face, placed at the side of the road. The sign reads, "Drive like your kids live here." The bottom half shows the Drake Yes/No meme, with Drake smiling and pointing approvingly to the right at a yellow U-turn sign.

Bar

A tweet that reads: "Nutted in her braces now my kids behind bars."

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