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Anonymous · 19 days ago

A green John Deere cotton harvester is moving through a field full of white cotton plants under a clear blue sky. Text above the harvester reads: "THANKS TO JOHN DEERE". Text below the harvester reads: "BLACK LIVES HAVEN'T MATTERED FOR QUITE SOME TIME".

Jazz

Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

A meme supreme

A shopping cart is filled with three vinyl copies of John Coltrane's "A Love Supreme", a box of white Monster Energy drinks, and a bag of Chile Limón Doritos. A text box at the top says "I'm getting so fucked up tonight".

Pizza

Willy b · 7 months ago

A close-up shot of a cheese pizza inside a pizza box, covered with many dark, circular holes resembling bullet holes. The text above reads: "Papa John's just introduced its Chicago style pizza."

Dog

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH · 1 year ago

The meme shows text saying "John Wick's dog dies naturally."
His friend: "Don't be sad. God gives life and God takes it."
John Wick: "So you mean God killed my dog."
God:". Below the text are two images of a statue of a man, who is looking to the side in the first picture. In the second picture, his eyes are wide and he looks worried.

Cake

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A cake with a white glaze is shown next to screenshots of comments on social media. The top comment reads "made a cake and elton john farted on it wtf" and the bottom comment reads "i literally dgaf".

Body

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tweet that says "What was I cooking last night" above an image of a note in iCloud that says "Gay last supper". The note contains the following three lines: "John: omg ur body is tea", "Peter: we are eatinggggg" and "Judas: i am going to kill Jesus".

Spongebob

Anonymous · 1 year ago

SS tierlist

Seal

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A seal is on a yellow kayak. A person is touching the seal's head. The comment says: "dont let the video fool you, seals are dangerous. i heard a group of them killed bin laden."

Religion

Willy b · 1 year ago

The image shows five religious traditions with associated quotes about love. Christian is paired with "God is Love," Judaism with "Love is God's Way," Buddhism with "Love is a Gift," and Hinduism with "Love is Truth." Islam is juxtaposed with a quote that says "Fight all the infidels until they worship Allah." There is a user tag @israeli.dude in the bottom right corner and the name John Smith in the bottom left.

Credit Card

Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image shows a phone notification from Chime indicating a declined transaction at Papa John's due to insufficient funds, followed by a picture of a dejected-looking man representing the credit card thief.

Dick

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme featuring a portrait of John F. Kennedy next to a block of text that reads: "I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick. Rn, I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man. - John F. Kennedy"

Sphere

Willy b · 1 year ago

A cross-section diagram of the Y-1561 implosion sphere showing component placement with the text "You happy???"

Shot

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a meme comparing the reactions of three U.S. presidents, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, and Theodore Roosevelt, to being shot. For Ronald Reagan, the text says he "gets shot once," "cries about it," and "immediately enacts gun control like a scared baby." For John F. Kennedy, it says he "gets shot twice," "eats the first shot for breakfast," and the "second shot blows his brains all over his wife on live TV like a boss." For Theodore Roosevelt, it says he "gets shot once while giving a speech in front of a huge audience," "laughs it off," and "continues to give his speech for the next hour while roasting the would-be assassin."

Gift

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A picture of John Cena smiling. Below the picture there is the text: "John Cena surprises 7-year-old boy with cancer on his birthday" and "winnipegsun.com". The caption on the post reads: "What a terrible gift."

JFK

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of John F. Kennedy holding a futuristic rifle. In the background is a blue sign saying "A NEW JFK is coming". The text "John F. Revengeddy" is placed at the bottom of the image.

Student

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A tweet shows a school board proposing a list of names for a school. These names include "Drew Brees Elementary", "Bruce Lee Elementary", "John Cena Elementary School", "Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance", and "Schoolie McSchoolface". The tweet comments, "This is what happens when you let the students submit new names for their school."

Torture

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Four black and white images show a man being tortured by having a liquid poured into his mouth. The text below reads "Lieutenant commander John McCain suffers unspeakable torture at the hands of the North Vietnamese (Hanoi, 1968)".

Friend

pessi pluma · 2 years ago

lol

The image is a book cover with a cartoon of a sad-looking, long-necked dinosaur. The text says, "All my friends are still dead." Below the title is "Avery Monsen and Jory John" and "Authors of the national bestseller All my friends are dead."

God

EnochTyr · 2 years ago

He is cominggggg!

The image shows a meme with text above two pictures. The text reads: "*John Wick's dog dies naturally* His friend: Don't be sad. God gives life and god takes it. John Wick: So you mean god killed my dog. God:". Underneath the text, there are two images of a statue of Jesus. The left image shows the statue looking to the left. The right image shows the statue looking straight ahead with a surprised facial expression.

Prank

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

Prank em John

A painting shows a man with a beard sitting in a theater box. The text overlay says, "PRANK EM" on top and "John" on the bottom.

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