New It's Memes - Page 44 - Worst Jokes Ever

Kid

3 views · PurplePanda · 3 years ago

Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-

A dark image with a stylized pink mask in the center. The mask has two crossed 'X's for eyes and a jagged mouth.

Time

19 views · ASHMAN · 3 years ago

ME!! EVERY DAY!!

The meme shows text describing the action of looking at the phone to see the time, then putting the phone away, followed by the question "So what time is it?" The next line says "My brain:" and below is an image of Shrek with the caption "Good question".

Wheel

415 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.

Cancer

44 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Saw this little gem online and decided to share it

The image is divided into four squares. The top left square contains the word "ACOUSTIC" in black handwritten font and the word "cancer" underneath in smaller black handwritten font. The top right square shows an image of a cigarette. The bottom left square contains the word "ELECTRIC" in black handwritten font and the word "cancer" underneath in smaller black handwritten font. The bottom right square shows a picture of a Juul.

Illusion

78 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Diet

ohio nugget · 3 years ago

lol

A boy with dark hair and a blue and white wrestling suit is flexing his arms. The text on the image says "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET. I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT." At the bottom of the image is the watermark "WeKnowMemes".

Bandit

20 views · Average_Ohion Nugget · 3 years ago

Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

The image shows two panels. The first panel is a nighttime image of police vehicles with their lights flashing. The second panel shows a close-up of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. Text overlay reads, "Roses are red. Lord give me peace. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit has escaped custody and is being hunted by police." It is signed 'By: Seymore Butts Posted Feb 23, 2023'

Pokemon card

7 views · ⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

Pokémon

A purple bow with a face is designed as a Pokemon card, with the title Bow, moves such as Hypnosis and Kick, and a description of each move.

Year

4 views · ⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

Me 6 years ago when I be opening a chip bag :

The image depicts two animated characters. One is a blue figure, and the other is a green tree character. The blue character appears to be struggling with the green tree. The text above the characters reads, "3 year old me trying to get a chip bag open," and the text at the bottom of the image reads, "But... how do you open this thing? It, it won't... budge!"

Response

8 views · DaBaba_G · 3 years ago

Like how do I say it?

A slightly blurry, off-white stone with the text "how do I say ok without being rude?" written above it.

Meme

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

i dont think that memes are what you think it memes

The image shows a man with long dark hair, a mustache, and a serious look on his face. The text "I DON'T THINK THAT MEMES WHAT YOU THINK IT MEMES" is overlaid on the image.

Doctor

1 view · ohio_armpit · 3 years ago

lol

The image shows Shaggy from Scooby-Doo looking worried. Text above him says, "When the doctor says trust me" and below him, "It won't hurt."

Saxophone

10 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

BROOO BAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH

Something

33 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

True

Homer Simpson looking shocked and concerned with his mouth open. The text above him says, "When you say something and it came out meaner than expected."

Tom

166 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Bye bye Jerry!

A gray cat holding a weapon is sitting in front of a mouse hole. The text says, "It was on that day Tom had enough of Jerry's shit."

Diet

King bob · 3 years ago

I am on a diet

A chubby boy with a blue tank top flexing his biceps. The text on the image reads "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET. I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT."

Tomato

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Do NOT buy a tomato EVER again

A cartoon drawing of two characters in a supermarket. One character is looking at tomatoes with an amazed face, saying "wow look at this tomato, it's so red". The other is next to her blushing and says "marry me".

Children

25 views · blach66 · 3 years ago

Hhhhmmmmmm?

An image of a mobile game advertisement shows many different stylized characters. The text reads, "1000+" and "Collect all children". A user commented, "There's something off with this but I can't see what it is."

Kill Yourself

9 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

It says the truth

A picture of Jesus with one finger pointing to the viewer and his other hand showing a thumbs up. The text on the image says "GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!".

Joe Biden

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

My classmates are COO COO