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Middle earth

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A toy package with a figure of Gollum. The text on the package says, "MAKE HIM HOT! My Precious Smeagol Groom & Style Middle Earth Cuties WARNING: May attract A Sauron's gaze LOOK NICE 4 MASTER! Limitless Hairstyles Accessories Included Dill the Pony's tail The One Ring golden scrunchie Uruk-hai topknot Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb FINALLY KEMPTI The Two Towers Glamour Gollum Legboot". The package includes three accessories shown with graphics: "The One Ring golden scrunchie" and "Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb" and an image of possible hairstyles.

Comic

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".

Battery

Anonymous · 3 years ago

*Sniffs kids*

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.

Kazakhstan

Anonymous · 4 months ago

The image is a meme split into two horizontal sections. The top section is titled "Gay People I Respect" and features a simple hand-drawn Wojak-style stick figure with black hair smiling. The bullet points next to it describe someone who acts like a normal human being, has a personality, doesn't force their sexuality, and is someone you can be friends with. The bottom section is titled "Gay People I Do Not Respect" and features a similar stick figure but with angry eyes, red, blue, and green colored hair, and a gold septum nose ring. The bullet points next to it describe someone whose sexuality is their entire identity, uses the rainbow flag everywhere, complains about straight people, and dresses like a clown.

Human

ur mommy · 3 years ago

umm idk

A person holding a sign in front of a rainbow background. The sign reads: "I AM GAY. I AM STRAIGHT. I AM LESBIAN. I AM BISEXUAL. I AM TRANSGENDERED. I AM HUMAN."

Game

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is of a fake Xbox 360 game called 'Bear' with the tagline 'The game about being a bear.' The box art shows two bears, one larger bear in the background and another in a circular frame at the bottom with the text 'Bear DLC included'. It reads 'Be a bear in over 40 bear scenarios. The ultimate bear experience!'

Sex toy

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Wikipedia page showing the article "Anal sex". Woody from Disney-Pixar's Toy Story is photoshopped onto the page, positioned next to the title. Red arrows point from the article title "Anal sex" to Woody, and another large red arrow points from the word "toys" (which is circled in red in the text describing "sex toys") to Woody. Woody's head is also circled in red. The visible text on the page discusses "anal sex" and its related terms, including "sex toys, anilingus, and pegging".

Anal Sex

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled "Anal sex". The text defines anal sex and lists other forms, including "anal fingering," which is circled in red. An image of a bald man with a beard, Mike Ehrmantraut, is overlaid on the article, with a red arrow pointing from him towards the circled word "fingering."

NATO

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Google search result showing that the NATO reporting name for the MiG-15 is "Fagot". The text also says that the Soviets provided the MiG-15 to communist satellite nations, including North Korea.

Man

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Live Laugh Love

The image shows a conversation between four people, with three of the speakers being labeled as 'Person 1', 'Person 2', and 'Person 3', while one speaker is labeled as 'ME.' Person 1 says, "Or you like oily men." Person 2 suggests, "We should display it at an exhibition." ME asks, "Does that include Jameson?" Person 1 replies, "Yes." Person 3 sends a smiley emoji, and ME responds with "Frfr." Person 2 then exclaims, "WOAAAH." The background includes a small part of Spongebob and a bigger part of Patrick Star, which makes the conversation feel a little absurd.

Thot

SniperDeo · 6 years ago

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!