I Memes - Page 35 - Worst Jokes Ever

Town

A four-panel image shows a man leaning into a car window asking a woman for a ride downtown. The woman replies that she won't give him a lift because she's looking for a one night stand.

Ghost

A drawing of a person lying in bed at 2:39 am thinking: "I wonder if ghostes sufer from PTSD if they died a slow death."

Hero

omg

The image has a black background with white text that says, "I SUCK AT LIFE. I SUCK AT EVERYTHING I DO. I SHOULD GIVE UP. I WILL GIVE UP." Then in red, "BECOME AN HERO."

Cat

I HAVE 8 CATS

Four black kittens huddled together on a reddish floor.

Knight

Hollow Knight Meme

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a red cloaked character with a gun says, "OH NO, I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO SHOOT. QUICK! SAY SOMETHING ONLY THE KNIGHT WOULD SAY!". The second panel shows two identical white characters with blue cloaks. The third panel shows the red cloaked character with the gun.

Symptom

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A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

Seafood diet

my new twin

A chubby boy is flexing his biceps. The text on the image says "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET. I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT."

Friend

me when I see my freind pick his nose

A close-up shot of a bald man with a very distorted face, looking upwards with a disgusted expression, and visible multiple chins.

Baby

Well we learned our lesson don't make a baby mad...

A baby with an angry expression wears a green plaid shirt and a black bow tie. The text overlaid on the image reads, "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO MAD AT MY PARENTS... I DIDN'T TALK TO THEM FOR 2 YEARS."

Object show

Am I the only one here?

The image shows two panels. In the top panel, a character from an object show is shown with a sad face, representing the feeling of being the only one who knows about the shows. The text reads: 'When I'm the only kid in the school that knows object shows (Like bfdi or Inanimate Insanity).' The bottom panel shows the same character looking surprised and happy, with the text 'But when I'm walking down the hallway and then I see a kid I don't know wearing a Battle For Dream Island shirt.'

Mom

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns. The left side is titled "To Mom" and lists various requests and questions such as "I'm hungry", "Where are you", "Can you ask Dad?", "He hurt me", and so on. The right column, titled "To Dad" has only one question, "Where's Mom?"

Answer

When someone shout outs the answer when i was raising my hand

A person with a blue hat and a blue shirt looks annoyed and slightly smiles at the camera.

Hand sanitizer

The image shows a red Elmo character surrounded by flames. Above Elmo's head, there is text that reads, "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:".

Bedroom

A child's drawing on a piece of paper. The text reads: "I heard what you and dad were doing last night. Stop." Below this, there are two drawings, each in a separate box labeled "my room" and "mom's room." The drawing in "my room" depicts a stick figure standing with a speech bubble that says, "what the heel" while the drawing in "mom's room" depicts two stick figures in bed.

Diet

Fr though

The image shows Baby Yoda looking a bit skeptical or unimpressed. Above the image, there is text that reads, "Friend: I thought you said you were gonna go on a new diet, when you gonna start? Me: The 1st of NEVERUARY."

Hand sanitizer

Every god damn day

The image shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above a picture of Elmo engulfed in flames.

Repost

Just thought I would repost.

A grid of green and blue squares with a pink dot in between. The colors give the illusion of moving squares.

Clothing

and that's on period

A photo features a close-up of Cardi B looking slightly amused or unimpressed. Text above her reads: "Why are you wearing that again?" Because I paid for it and I have a washing machine.

Ring

I don’t know why the crowd is so excited, the ring is empty

A photograph shows John Cena standing in a wrestling ring with his arms raised. Behind him a crowd is visible. The sign "Cena" can be seen in the background.

Equation

A photo of a white wall with equations spray-painted on it in red. There is a drawing of a small red figure holding a lollipop above the equations. Below the wall is a graph with a circle and three lines, matching the equations above. The text on the wall reads: f(x)=2+√(-(x-2)²)+1, g(x)=2-√(-(x-2)²)+1, h(x)=3x-3, i(x)=-3x+9, j(x)=0.2x+1.7.