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MEME LORD

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Burning the lgbt flag cause i fucking hate
faggots
Preston 703K views 12 hours ago

MEME LORD

A cartoon drawing shows a woman holding a pile of different pride flags. Another woman is sitting at a desk and using a laptop. The text bubbles say: "I didn't know which one was your flag so I bought you all of them" and "Thank you" with a heart emoji.

scooter103u

Who can be my peace

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The original poster asks "Y'all pee in the shower?" One commenter replies, "How else am I gonna wash my feet?" Another commenter says "With your tongue like a normal person".

✨Jassy✨

A two-part meme. The first part shows a text message exchange where one person invites the other to a pool party and then says it was a joke. The second person replies with a whale joke. The second part shows Willem Dafoe smirking with the caption "You know, I'm something of a savage myself."

✨Jassy✨

i might die so i definitely will be doing this

The image shows a small, isolated house built on a rock in the middle of a body of water. The text reads, "When you're done with humans".

Toast ツ

What have we humans come to?

The image contains a list of pronouns with the title "Full list of pronouns!!". It is also mentioned that the person has lost access to their other account, and this account is temporary. The list of pronouns includes: They/them/theirs/themself, He/him/his/himself, Star/stars/starself, Xey/xem/xyr/xemself, Ze/zem/zyr/zemself, It/its/itself, Bun/buns/bunself, Dragon/dragons/dragonself, Scale/scales/scaleself, Fire/fires/fireself, Wing/wings/wingself, Hoard/hoards/hoardself, Tal/talon/talons/talonself, Fla/flame/flames/flameself, Fla/Flap/flaps/flapself, My/myth/myths/mythself. Additionally, there are emojis, mostly suns, aliens, rabbits, and fire, interspersed with the text.

Falco

ok

The image shows Donald Trump staring directly at the camera with a serious expression and supermarket shelves in the background. The text on the image reads: "Me staring directly into the Walmart self checkout camera as I scan my nutsack as a bag of onions."

✨Jassy✨

Me every time i have to present in class

On the left side of the image, the text reads: 'Me: "I don't get nervous during presentations". Also me:'. On the right, a person in a Spiderman costume is standing at a podium in front of an audience with the text 'Hello, my name is presentation' at the bottom.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

sus

The image is a black and white picture of John F. Kennedy with text overlay that reads: "MY FAVORITE SEX POSITION IS THE JFK. I SPLATTER ALL OVER HER WHILE SHE SCREAMS AND TRIES TO GET OUT OF THE CAR."

Hi peeps

Meme time

The image shows a 4-panel meme using a split-screen format of two men having a discussion, with text overlaid. First panel on the left a man says "I need a job." The right panel shows another man who says: "You don't have experience." The second left panel shows the same man saying: "But I need to work to get experience." The right panel again shows the other man who says: "Then work." In the third left panel the first man says: "That's why I'm here." The man in the right panel replies: "Experience". In the final two panels, the first man says "How am I gonna get experience without a work?" and the other man replies: "Work". At the very top, the text reads "life after college".

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ChEesE

A dark, blurry image of a creepy, orc-like face. The text says: "The cheese I spilled in the bottom of my oven watching me bake more stuff instead of cleaning it out."

Wade

The REAL Invisible Man

The image shows a comparison of three different characters associated with the "Invisible Man" concept. The first panel shows a woman in a shower with a handprint on the glass. The second panel shows a bandaged man with sunglasses, reminiscent of the classic Invisible Man. The third panel shows a muscular man with patterned skin, Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy. Each of these is followed by a panel with the same man with a smirk, indicating a preference for the third character. Text on the images reads "I PREFER THE REAL INVISIBLE MAN," "I SAID THE REAL INVISIBLE MAN" and "PERFECTION."

The Unknown King of Moderation

Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!

The image shows a school bus on a railroad track in the top frame and a train is colliding into a school bus in the lower frame. The text in the top frame says, "A full 8 hours of sleep on a school night." The text in the bottom frame says, "Looking for Spooky memes on the internet."

KatsukiBakugouSimp

i make army

An image of many tiny, light pink plastic baby figurines with arms raised, arranged in rows. One larger, similarly styled baby figurine is positioned to the right of the group.

Anonymous

Yes.

An orange figure with a yellow mustache and a body that resembles the shape of the letter A states "i am the lorax and i speak for the trees".

urfavvirgo

The image contains a two-part meme. The first part shows a group of three penguins with the text "amy: 'oh I'm bisexual I like men and women!'" above them and "Wouldn't that make you" below. The second part is a close-up of one penguin's face with an angry expression and the text "a faggot who got rejected by both genders?" below.

stillwaiting..

The image shows a still of Barack Obama with a bewildered expression, hands raised in a gesture of confusion. The text on the image reads: "When I take 20 people to watch an 18+ movie but they don't let us in."

GG Miller

On everything i did all this

The image shows a yellow Minion character with a heart sticker on its cheek. The text "ADMIT IT" is at the top, followed by "You've done one of these:" then five common relatable experiences are listed such as walking into a room and forgetting why.

✨Jassy✨

My mom after she has had enough of us

The image shows a man in a suit with text overlayed that reads, "Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol."

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