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The ugly rats ALT account

Here is how i look. (I look ugly, no need to tell me. Plus I’m just 9)

A young girl is shown in a close-up shot, holding a small jar up to her mouth as if eating something from it. Her expression is neutral with slight downward look. The background is blurry and out of focus, showing a wall with framed art.

A Star Wars Fan

A note asking Katie to go to prom with options "yes" or "definitely yes", followed by a video of three dancing skeletons. The text on the video says "Katie didn't hold back".

Chexers

The meme shows a picture of Aragorn, a character from "Lord of the Rings", with a determined expression. The text above the image says, "7 year old me when I had to finish my vegetables," and the text below says, "For Africa".

Heroin Monkey

*there is a girl on the team
COUNTER
VALORANTO STRIKE
VALORANT
"hi Beauty, wow your voice is so soft, you like
this skin? don't worry, i buy everything you
want"
Vote Paused
Kicking player
COUNTER
STRIKE
You voted: YES

tabs1528

Florida Man
You can't defeat me.
Michigan Man
I know, but he can.
Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal
Cavity

MEME LORD

I need a female to fart in my mouth -
m4w - 34 (Detroit)
age: 34
I want a big beautiful black lady here in
Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just
want you to get on the couch and bend over so
I can open my mouth wrap my lips around
your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long
filling up my mouth, while I mastubate.

Heroin Monkey

Other countries
Please behave
I will take you
to Disneyland
Balkans
I will sell you
to the gypsies
if you don't behave
I will behave

im a BAANNAANNAA

my new twin

A chubby boy is flexing his biceps. The text on the image says "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET. I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT."

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a red cloaked character with a gun says, "OH NO, I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO SHOOT. QUICK! SAY SOMETHING ONLY THE KNIGHT WOULD SAY!". The second panel shows two identical white characters with blue cloaks. The third panel shows the red cloaked character with the gun.

poodle

me when I see my freind pick his nose

A close-up shot of a bald man with a very distorted face, looking upwards with a disgusted expression, and visible multiple chins.

Markgeraldnasol

Youch

The image shows a screen capture from a Pokemon video game. The text above the game says "Me when I stepped on Lego:". Two pokemon are shown: Slowbro, with 201 health, and Venusaur with 204 health. Venusaur has wide, red eyes and its tongue is hanging out.

kanade otonokoji

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A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

Manga fan

meme:

The meme is a multi-panel image. The first panel shows a character with dark sunglasses and the text "Can't see". The second panel features a girl holding a piece of paper with the text "I can't hear" on it and the text "Can't hear". The third panel has a girl with her finger on her lips, and the text says "Can't talk". The fourth panel shows a character with blue hair and the text says "Can't". The fifth panel features a creature with pink eyes and pointy ears and the text says "Cat". The last panel shows many pink-haired characters in a row and the text says "C-c-c-c-c-".

Fellow

A person in a white shirt and pajama pants is moving in a blurry way. The text on top reads: "Me at 3am after saying I would go to sleep at 10pm to fix my sleep schedule."

Toast ツ

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

Heroin Monkey

An image of an older man in military attire, sitting next to a younger person playing video games. The text reads, "When I was your age, I defeated the Nazis in Holland. On Xbox or Playstation?" The second part of the image shows both of them again, and the text reads, "PC you fat retard."

TheForeverVirgin

A person wearing a riot shield is standing on a gridded surface. The text above the person says, "I am a Genius," and the text below the person says, "YOU are a turtle."

blach66

The image shows a text message conversation. The first message says, "We had a deal, Logan, if you sent me Gary pictures, no waffles." The second message below says, "I FORGOT". Above the messages is the text "I need new friends."

blach66

A drawing of a person lying in bed at 2:39 am thinking: "I wonder if ghostes sufer from PTSD if they died a slow death."

blach66

A four-panel image shows a man leaning into a car window asking a woman for a ride downtown. The woman replies that she won't give him a lift because she's looking for a one night stand.

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