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Wine

OOp -_- fr

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person asks, "What are you doing?" The other replies, "Laying in bed." The first person asks, "Just laying in bed, nothing else?;)" The other replies, "I'm drinking wine." The first person asks, "What would you do if I was in bed next to you?" The other replies, "Drink my wine." The first person says, "LOL, I mean if the wine wasn't there!" The other replies, "Go buy wine."

Rapper

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared. The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.

Money

if you not talking money

A stick figure is sitting on a chair, with an object pouring something over its head. The text in the image says, "IF YOUR NOT TALKING MONEY I DON'T WANT TO TALK".

Anime

OR THIS

A man with a black headband showing an anime symbol poses with several anime figures and a boxed anime character.

Pain

Wubba lubba dub dub!!

A text message that says "I am in great pain, please help me" with the reply "Wubbalubbadubdub".

Toilet Paper

2020 in a nutshell

The image shows a cartoon of Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head with his arms raised in frustration. The text over the image says "I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!". Behind Beavis, there are completely empty shelves of a store.

Bro

A man looking to the side with a slightly annoyed expression, overlaid with text that reads: "When you find bro in a random comment section leaving a comment like 'step on me, mommy' under a goth girl's post. (I wanted to write the same thing)"

Foam

A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Kill

A selfie of a person with their eyes closed and mouth open, sticking out their tongue. Text overlay: "I'm so glad you're in my life. I just wanted to kill you first."

Cat

Four cartoon cats are depicted with descriptions of their character. The first cat is a black cat labelled "problem clan" and described as wanting to be cool, being sneaky, and always ending up with villains. The second cat is a beige cat labeled "I am speed" and described as being small, saying "get off my land," and thinking it is better than you. The third cat is a light blue cat labeled "swimmy" and described as starting a fight over some rocks, eating fish and forgetting who some people are. The last cat is an orange cat labeled "protagonist" and described as doing no wrong, being involved in everything, and related to everyone.

STD

I collect STDs like Pokémon cards

A cartoonish character with black hair, black ears, and a black tail with a fin, wearing red underwear with white hearts all over it. The character is smiling and has its arms akimbo.

Preparation

Don't tell me different methods of preparation are the same ever again.

The image shows two different cars. The top car has a white frame and is associated with a disgusted looking cartoon fish, ketchup, tomatoes, spaghetti, and pizza. Above this image are the words, "This is Trash". The bottom car has a red frame and is associated with two pixelated chicken thighs and the same cartoon fish looking content. Above this is the phrase, "But I like this."

Bank Account

A split image showing an older man, known as Hide the Pain Harold, sitting on a couch. In the top frame, he is looking at a laptop with a forced, pained smile. In the bottom frame, he is looking directly at the viewer with the same forced, pained smile. The text above reads: 'My face when I check my bank account'.

Cleverbot

Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂

A screenshot of a chat with Cleverbot. The conversation goes like this: It's okay, most people do feel like they're mean sometimes, even if they're not. Well good night! It's 2:40 pm. Here it is 11:17. I need filter when I speak, because I can be unintentionally rude sometimes. I'm just too honest. That's fked. How do I know who is you and who is me?

Birthday

i just realized my birthday is the same day i was born

The image shows a white skull with a shattered top and a mushroom cloud rising from within.

Digital art

Damn it I discovered digital art. Made this for my laptop lockscreen 😂 I drew the panda btw

A cute panda peeks out from the bottom of the screen with a wave, set against a black background with a crescent moon and some stars. The text reads, "You don't know my password."

Social Event

Hey ChatGPT, write something like, Sorry Derek, I can’t come to your party.

The image text says: "No one wants to come to your birthday party you ungrateful little shi-"

Share

Stonks

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a picture of Winnie-the-Pooh with a slightly displeased expression with a text next to it reading 'I bought 100 shares of stock'. The lower panel shows the 'Stonks' character looking very satisfied with a text beside it reading 'I boght 8999 sharrs of stonk.'

Boredpanda

Gonna get a lil weird, gonna get a lil wild

A cartoon character with blonde hair and a pink headband has a panda face superimposed over her face with the text: I AIN'T FROM ROUND THERE. I'M FROM THE BOREDPANDA.

Protection

no! I will protect jerry!

A small, chubby, light-colored alligator or crocodile figure is sitting up, wearing a gray fedora hat and holding a silver revolver against its chest. The text "pinterest.co.uk" and "@c/good" are visible in the bottom right corner.