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shaylie lol

A child is in a river with a determined face, swimming. Above the image the text says: "Me tryna swim in my bath tub when i was 7."

shaylie lol

A man is half-buried in the ground with a grave stone and flowers in the background. The text reads: "Me thinking about something awkward I said two years ago."

shaylie lol

A white dog with a wide, slightly sinister grin is shown. The caption reads, "Me: *Messes up in latin class* The demon I just summoned:".

shaylie lol

The image shows a red Elmo character surrounded by flames. Above Elmo's head, there is text that reads, "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:".

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

biscuit

shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
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Heroin Monkey

A four panel drawing shows a person sitting, then a larger person comforting them. The last two panels show the first person at a computer looking at the screen, and then the person in the last panel at the keyboard looking angry. The first panel says "I hate myself" and the last panel says "Wow! I hate this more."

Heroin Monkey

A person's eye is shown. A text overlay says, "I just noticed your avi looks like a frog trying to hold a elevator open."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a male height chart. At the top, for the height of 6'3, 6'2 and 6'1, is a tall robot. For the height of 5'11, 5'10 and 5'9, there's a crying Wojak, with the text "I am six foot!!! I am six foot!!!" under it. For the heights from 5'8 to 5'3, a cute kitten is pictured in a towel.

Heroin Monkey

guys i unlocked the forbidden item in infinite craft

An image with a dark background, a stylized galaxy icon inside a rounded rectangular element and the text '???' next to it.

Geiger

A screenshot from a TV show, showing a woman with long blond hair (Daenerys Targaryen) half-naked in front of some candles. The text says "This is why". Above, the text says "Me: I hate watching movies with subtitles. Friend: but why?"

Geiger

A Google search bar with the query "help i acci" and search suggestions including "help i accidentally", "help i accidentally summoned a lemon", "help i accidentally summoned a demon", "help i accidentally memes", "help i accidentally became ruler of mandalore", and "help i accidentally restarted the ussr".

shaylie lol

A small bird is sitting on a window ledge, looking at the camera with an angry expression. The text above the bird reads: "This bird landed by my window and stared at me like I murdered his whole family."

shaylie lol

A person in black pants, a white shirt and a cap is seen in a contorted pose on a golf course, holding a golf club. The text above the image reads: "Me: My back hurts, I wonder why. My sleeping position:".

shaylie lol

A person is lying on the floor, looking distressed. The text says, "me laying in bed at 3 am when i realize i should've said something else in an argument i had in 2011".

shaylie lol

A close-up photo shows a silver door handle that has been pulled off the door. The handle's plate has two screws that look like eyes and the hole for the handle is like an open mouth giving it a surprised expression. The text above reads "Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say it was as surprised as I was..."

Thoughtless

I am smart!

The image shows a game summary with the text "Hats off to You, Genius!" above. Below there is a message stating "You have new items in the shop for your Qbit! Buy items for Qbit". There is an accuracy bar that is 14% filled. Finally, the score is 7130.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text with the first line "Me: I promise I won't form a perfect 256-man Macedonian phalanx tonight" and the next line says "3 DRINKS LATER", followed by an illustration of a Macedonian phalanx.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows two soldiers in a trench. One soldier is crouching and aiming his gun forward, while the other one is holding a hand grenade. The text reads: "I don't know. Videogames haven't been invented yet. Bro, what is 'violence'?"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a cartoon landscape with many reddish, tree-like plants. On top of the image are the words "Man if only I had a place to put out my cigarette." followed by "My daughter's forehead:"

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