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MEME LORD

A man with a beard and a red shirt is sweating and smiling broadly. In the background are digital cards, including one of LeBron James in a USA jersey. The text reads, "BUSTED A FAT NUT AFTER PULLING RARE USA BRON BRON CARD. CashNastyReacts, 54K views, 20 hours ago."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a YouTube video with a red arrow pointing at the face of Palpatine. Above his head, it says "HATES DEMOCRACY". Below the video title reads "I worked for Palpatine, he's a fraud". In the comment section, the user comments "Cry about it".

Heroin Monkey

Anonymous

A fly wearing a hat is shown with the text "Has 24 hour lifespan. Spends 18 of those hours around me."

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

The image shows a four-panel comic comparing the coding and debugging process before and after the use of Chat GPT. In the 'Before Chat GPT' panels, a developer looks frustrated while coding for 2 hours and then is seen with his head in his hands while debugging for 6 hours. In the 'After Chat GPT' panels, the developer is not present, indicating that Chat GPT generates code in 5 minutes, but the developer is then seen with his head in his hands while debugging for 24 hours.

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On the left, a screenshot of a social media post showing a question "How much is $2 chips?", followed by a comment: "It probably takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes". On the right, a man looks confused.

Anonymous

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A screenshot of YouTube analytics, showing views at 6.4K, watch time at 73.4 hours, and subscribers at +129. A graph shows view spikes, and a list displays the top content with view counts: 'ly' at 427, 'Bangs' at 315, and 'I'm gonna miss you this sum...' at 41.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Bro I'm on twitter way too much. I'm genuinely obsessed." The second message, in blue, reads, "Why do you have 107 hours on Applebee's?" Above the text messages is a screen time report. Applebee's is listed as the most used app with 107 hours. Twitter is second with 10 hours and 21 minutes. Safari is third with 4 hours and 8 minutes. YouTube is fourth with 1 hour and 26 minutes.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of the cast of Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling with text from a tweet that says "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone turns 20! Where are the actors now?" followed by the geographical coordinates for Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, and Tom Felton.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a meme comparing the reactions of three U.S. presidents, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, and Theodore Roosevelt, to being shot. For Ronald Reagan, the text says he "gets shot once," "cries about it," and "immediately enacts gun control like a scared baby." For John F. Kennedy, it says he "gets shot twice," "eats the first shot for breakfast," and the "second shot blows his brains all over his wife on live TV like a boss." For Theodore Roosevelt, it says he "gets shot once while giving a speech in front of a huge audience," "laughs it off," and "continues to give his speech for the next hour while roasting the would-be assassin."

Anonymous

best last comment ever

A screenshot of a comment that says: "Amy's gonna masturbate to a video of may masturbating."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a comment thread on YouTube. Nemanja asks "Why was I born?" Azali replies "To like, subscribe, and hit that bell."

rapboat

A map view shows a large house. There is a green map pin labeled "Owned by Kendrick". Below the house is a listing that says "DrakesChildChamber, 3.0 stars, kindergarten, open 24 hours."

MEME LORD

Frogs in hats a
@laterundulator
i used to be so obsessed with this fucking pig
in such a fucked up sadistic way i would stare
at pictures of him for like hours on end and
envision myself hitting him with my grandpas
truck

rapboat

The image shows a screenshot of YouTube's trending videos. The top five videos are about Drake, Kendrick Lamar and general relativity. The videos titles include: 'THE BOOGEYMAN CAME OUT TO PLAY! | Kendrick Lamar - Euphoria (Drake diss) (REACTION!!!)', 'How Drake Was In The Studio Listening To The Kendrick Diss', 'KENDRICK LAMAR RESPONDS TO DRAKE & J COLE!!! "Euphoria" (REACTION)', 'Something Strange Happens When You Follow Einstein's Math', and 'KENDRICK LAMAR HAS RECLAIMED HIS THRONE FROM DRAKE | KENDRICK LAMAR - EUPHORIA (DRAKE DISS)'.

Anonymous

The image shows a cartoon character, Arthur, with dark circles under his eyes, looking very tired. The text above the image reads: "friend: how long did you sleep for? me: 8 friend: hours? me: minutes".

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Goofy ahh melly

The image shows a close-up of the rapper ynwmelly, who is smiling and pointing to his grill. Below the image, it says "34,954 likes", followed by the text: "ynwmelly Water it's that young new wave tonight Album drops at midnight. View all 417 comments _ynwbslime 3 hours ago".

Heroin Monkey

TiredPuppy 9 hours ago
OKAYY
TiredPuppy 9 hours ago
I love pedos
Lovely Perv 9 hours ago
Wild
TiredPuppy
9 hours ago
they send rape threats

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.

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