New History Memes - Page 10 - Worst Jokes Ever

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Number

The image is divided into two panels. The top panel shows Patrick and Spongebob sitting at desks. Spongebob says "I thought of something funnier than 24!". The bottom panel shows a close-up of Spongebob with a Hitler mustache and text saying, "6 Million".

Prank

An old painting shows a man sitting in a theater. The text overlay says "Prank em" above and "John" below. The text appears as a meme overlay. The man is in a theater box and another man is sneaking up behind him.

Definition

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

Toaster

It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick

The image is split into two panels, both showing a black cat. The top panel shows the cat looking up and to the left with wide eyes. The bottom panel shows a closer view of the cat's face, its eyes even wider, and the text "OH NO" below it. Above these panels is text that reads "Germans in WW1 watching as a giant toaster with guns is slowly approaching them."

Technology

Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself

The image shows two panels of a character that looks like a TechPriest from Warhammer 40k. The top panel has the text: "Use newly invented weapons that are superior than your current ones to assist the Imperium." The bottom panel has the text: "Putting them in storage for hundreds of years so you can claim that you can 'Rediscover Old Technology'."

Angel

Haha

The image is split into two panels. On the left, the text says "God", and below that is a picture of a man with a tense expression. On the right, the text says "Dinos", and below that is a picture of a cat looking sad and distressed. Above these two panels, the text says "angel: Hey God, catch! *throws meteor* God: *drops the meteor*"

Mort

I’m running out of ideas 4 a title

A Google search result shows the query "who started the syrian civil war" and the result is "Mort, Ruthless dictator" with pictures of Mort from the animated movie Madagascar

Race

Holocaust Jokes

The image shows a blue sneaker with a white swastika symbol on its side. The text above and below the shoe reads "THE BEST SHOES FOR" and "FINISHING A RACE."

Kid

☠️☠️

A young child with blonde hair is sitting at a desk with a pained expression, a hand on her forehead, seemingly stressed while studying. The text overlay reads "kids in 2050 trying to study the 2019-2022 chapter of history for a test."

Sniper

Meme:

The top half shows the text 'Bipod: *created in 1914*' above an image of a bipod. The bottom half shows the text 'Snipers in 1913:' above an image of two anime characters using one another as a bipod for a rifle. The social media handle '@axlinder' is displayed in the bottom right corner.

Hide

still is champoin

The image shows Osama bin Laden with the text "HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPION" above him and "2001-2011" below.

Columbus

History meme for y’all

The image shows a dialogue between Columbus and Indigenous tribes. Columbus says they don't have guns, and the tribes reply they have tons of gold. The image then shows a man saying, "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move."

Alien

haha this is so funny

The image shows a man with disheveled hair and a slightly bewildered expression. The text above his head says, "I KNOW ALIENS EXIST" and below, "BUT WHAT IS A HAIR BRUSH MAN?"

Caveman

COnFuSEd UngA BuNgA

The image shows two fists facing each other with a red background. Below that is a split image of two cavemen looking angry. The text on the image says, "Paper: *not invented yet" and "Scissors: *not invented yet" and "Cavemen when deciding on something:".

Camera

😅

A black and white photo shows a large group of men gathered around a giant old-fashioned camera. Text on the image says: "Making of the world's first camera". A comment below from "David" says: "Which camera took the picture of world's first camera?"

Man

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.