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A stack of crayons with labels that appear to be satirical. The labels include "Travel Ban Brown", "Lives Matter", "Auschwitz Ash", "Privilege", "Cyantology", "Spiritual but not Religious", "Statutory Grape", "Boner Pill Blue", "Insufferable Vegan Green", "Corporations Are People Too", "Baby Shit Green", "Self-Identified Blue", "Presidential", and "Your Parents' Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach".

A couple is lying in bed. The text on top reads: "Her: He's probably thinking about other women..." Underneath is written "Him: Who the hell is taking pictures of me and my wife in bed."

The image shows three panels. In the first panel, an airline employee tells a passenger "You're too late, sir." In the second panel, Gandalf is standing in an airport, saying, "A wizard is never late, nor is he..." In the third panel, the airline employee replies, "Look, pal. This is a fucking airport. Your plane's gone."

A screenshot of a series of tweets. The first tweet is from Santa Decides stating that Technoblade is on the nice list and Dream is on the naughty list. The second tweet by essaHQ mentions Technoblade's sword, the "orphan obliterator". The third tweet by milk says that the sword is the reason why he is on the nice list. The fourth tweet is by Vossl who says to bless Technoblade for reuniting the orphans with their parents.

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The image shows Batman and Spider-Man standing in the rain. The text reads: "How It Feels When I Text Bro At 2am And He Replies."

A black cat appears dramatically stretched out on a carpeted floor. The image is from a tweet saying "how ur cat sees himself when he hasn't eaten in almost an hour."

A cute kitten with a neck cone is shown with the text "DO NOT REPOST THIS IMAGE OR HE WILL APPEAR IN YOUR ROOM AT 3 AM."

cat

A grey kitten with sad eyes looks downward, with text above and below him. The text says, "When I meow my human says 'I know'" and "Sometimes I think he doesn't really know".

An image of an orange cat looking directly at the camera. The text above reads: "the newborn i microwaved watching me go to heaven because i confessed my sins while he's stuck in purgatory for not being baptized."

Why should you care

Almost FRIDAY

The image is a three-panel scene from a movie. In the top panel, a woman with elaborate antlers says 'You can't defeat me' with the word 'Monday' above her. The middle panel shows a man smiling and saying 'I know, but he can' with the word 'Me' above him. The bottom panel shows an explosion with the word 'Friday' on it.

Unimportant Intelligence

Best president

The image shows a black and white photograph of Teddy Roosevelt. Above the picture there is text that says: "did you know? A man once pointed two guns at Teddy Roosevelt and insisted that he pour drinks for the entire bar. Teddy said, 'Well, if I've got to, I've got to,' then stood up, knocked the guy out with three punches, and took his guns away." The image also has a photo source and a website at the bottom: "PHOTO: WIKIMEDIACOMMONS" and "DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM".

Hee hee

The image is a collage of different pictures of Michael Jackson edited with different styles and labels, including one with Steve Harvey's bald head, another as Mr. Clean, a third as a rabbit, one as a toilet paper, and many others with the text 'Hee-Hee' in different styles.

The image shows the text: "me: if tanjiro can smell blood, does that mean he knows which girls are on their periods? everyone else:", followed by a cartoon face of the character Tanjiro with a surprised look.

As the strongest curse, Jogot fought the frog, the king of curses. He began to open his domain. Sukuna shrunk back in fear.

The image shows a grid of 6 different panels each containing a drawing of an anime character with a label below. The panels are labeled "CHINESE SORCERER", "JOGOAT", "SUPER-SENIOR GOJO", "FEMBOY FARMER", "FRAUDKUNA", "GLAZER", "POTENTIAL MAN", and "GOY JO".

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
11

DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF.
Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and
the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH
A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom
turned around, I tell she looked batshit crazy. She
was
you
holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.
I'M GONNA
BREAK YOUR
FUCKING
LEGS GREG
WHAT THE
HELL?!
She then threatened us for answers for who told Dad,
and when I thought things couldn't get any i
BUBBY
DID IT!
worse...
HE had to fuck shit up.
10

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

cheese

An image of a creature made from a cracked egg with legs, an eye, and the text "me at 3:00AM heading over to the fridge", "he travels", and "he seeks the parmesan".

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.

He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his
lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids

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