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Heroin Monkey

A statue of Shrek with a big, cartoonish mustache, and a small girl sitting on a part of his statue also has a big mustache.

Heroin Monkey

A woman is lying in bed looking annoyed. Next to her is a giant egg. The text above the image reads: "Her: he's probably thinking about other girls... Him: I am egg". There is a Twitter account name of @DennysDiner above the text.

Heroin Monkey

The image displays a text that says "Boomer ladies: Hahah minion memes. Millennial girls: oh no, Donald Trump racist. 14 y.o girls:". Below there is an image of a girl with superimposed text that reads "SHE SHITS HERSELF".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a definition of "dirty chewbacca" and below a cartoon of Skeletor, saying, "Even I'm not into that shit." The text above says: "When a girl is deepthroating you, you pinch her nipples right as you cum. Her scream paired with the warm liquid and dick in her throat will produce a sound similar to chewbacca's growl."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-part meme. The top part reads, "Girls in Science class: Ewww I'm not touching a frog." The bottom part shows Kermit the Frog attached to a cross-like structure with the caption: "Our masterpiece is finished."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a group of soldiers in military gear, with one soldier aiming a rifle around a corner. Below this image, there is a news banner that reads, "Breaking News. Live. Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Heroin Monkey

Chunke Monke

A drawing showing five steps to create a letter S with lines. Text above the drawing reads "2000's will never understand". Text below the drawing says "I must have missed the meeting when Step 5 happened."

Weight Gain

Cat girl weight gain

The image shows a series of five cartoon drawings of a female cat character. The first one on the upper left is a slender cat in a business outfit with a skirt. The second on the top middle is a bit chubby and is wearing a pink hoodie and grey pants and has her arms up. The third drawing is on the top right and the cat is chubbier wearing a black outfit. The fourth in the middle of the image is even bigger lying on a sofa eating cookies. The last one on the bottom is on a bed eating even more treats.

Ness Plays

When you see a girl

An image shows a young person with a stonks guy face and a cap on his head, facing a girl. Above the stonks guy's head is text that reads, "THONK ABOOT ITE."

αmy

i know what i’m naming my child

A Google search results page for the search term "p girl names." The results include typical names like "Paige," "Patricia," and "Penelope," but also lists "Pakistan International Airlines."

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The image is a comparison of how girls and boys use Photoshop. The text above the image says "girls with photoshop: i can't wait to make myself look pretty." Below is an image of a buffed-up Bob Ross wearing a cape, gold chain and holding a paint brush and palette as if he is in a fight.

MrBreadHead

The image is a side-by-side comparison. On the left, a photograph shows a woman with long, flowing ginger hair. On the right, a painting shows a character with ginger hair and a round face and body. Above each image, text labels them as "Ginger girls" and "Ginger guys" respectively.

Chez

POV girls: Omg my outfit is so cute! The outfit:

A person wearing an over-the-top orange and yellow layered ruffled dress.

原田

$The image shows two panels. The top panel has the text: "Girl on the bus: \"I let my intrusive thoughts win and dyed my hair blue.\"" The bottom panel has the text: "Me if I let my intrusive thoughts win:" and shows a man in an orange jumpsuit sitting on a bed in what looks like a prison cell with a sign that reads "Parole Lawyer Side".$

原田

The image shows a split panel comparison. On the left, a person with a bowl cut and sunglasses gives a thumbs up. The text above reads, "The mf that every girl likes:". On the right, a muscular person is posed in black and white with text above it that says, "You (underrated cool looking gigachad):".

Wade

So accurate

The image shows a screenshot with the text "Teenage girls commenting 'queen' and 'prettyyyyyy' on each other's pictures." Below the text are five cartoon characters of the same person standing in a row with slightly different poses. They are all wearing green t-shirts with an emblem and grey pants.

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accurate af (credit to wade)

The image shows a comparison. On the left is a photo of a girl with glasses and pouting lips. On the right is a blob fish. There is an equal sign between the two images.

🎧Lilly🌟

The image shows Spiderman in a seductive pose on railroad tracks. The text says "When ur crush shows up. Hey girl."

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