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Lil’ bro

The image displays a text asking, "Who invited the giant, furry peanut?" then answers with the text "Aunt Grizelda" in a light green box below the question. The background shows tree branches with green leaves and a blue sky.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

Adolf Nigler

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Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two fluffy white animals. The left side shows a fluffy white poodle, the right side shows a larger, seemingly muscular white ferret. Below are the words: "Guy Tries to Buy Toy Poodles, Gets Fluffy, Steroid-Pumped Giant Ferrets Instead". Above the animals a news ticker reads "NUEVA MODALIDAD DE ESTAFA" and "CANICHE TOY O HURON?"

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A sailing ship at sea with the text "We're so back" above it. Underneath is a news snippet from CNN that reads, "Giant kites could pull cargo ships across the ocean - and slash their carbon emissions".

Wade

Attack on Deadpool

The image shows a large being looming over a burning city with Deadpool in the foreground. Deadpool exclaims: "Oh my god!... I think I left the oven on at home!". The text above says: GOOGLED "ATTACK ON DEADPOOL" and below says: WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

i love cheeks and toes bruh

ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest

The image consists of two parts. On the left, there is an image of a 'Foot by the Foot' candy package with the text "NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS" and "HAND FREE". The package shows feet with arms instead of legs. The text also says, "35lb (15875.7g) ROLL 1 [25.36 FEET PER ROLL] PER FOOT 9001 CALORIES 5 TOENAILS 0 BUNIONS". On the right, there is an image of a single foot with a large toe and the text "imagine if we had one giant toe instead of multiple little ones". There are also small feet in heels shown in the upper left corner.

TechPriestGotDrip

It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick

The image is split into two panels, both showing a black cat. The top panel shows the cat looking up and to the left with wide eyes. The bottom panel shows a closer view of the cat's face, its eyes even wider, and the text "OH NO" below it. Above these panels is text that reads "Germans in WW1 watching as a giant toaster with guns is slowly approaching them."

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows eight characters from Hollow Knight, each with a short description of their personality. The characters are "knight", "git gud", "corn", "cloth", "(s)quirrell", "tissue", "zote THE MIGHTY", and "mr mushroom".