Friendship Memes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

Huzz

me and the huzz

A selfie of a ginger cat and two dogs with big smiles while another cat sits on the toilet seat in the background.

Avoidance

crappy day under water

The meme features SpongeBob SquarePants sitting in an orange armchair with a smug expression on his face. He is holding a remote control. The top text reads "WHEN YOU GET A TEXT FROM PATRICK" and the bottom text reads "IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT".

Friend

me when my friend brings another person you despise with your whole body.

A chibi illustration of the character Serial Designation N from the series Murder Drones. The small robot has white hair, glowing yellow eyes, and wears a black pilot-style hat with yellow lights. He is holding up a giant, mechanical hand with the middle finger extended towards the viewer.

Life

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

Surprise

A drawing shows a method to cheer up a friend. In the first panel, a woman brushes her teeth and wonders 'why am I alive'. The second panel shows the same woman squeezing out of a toothpaste tube onto a toothbrush. A text next to her says 'hahaha surprise'

May

What y'all think of my drawing?? And don't mind May....she was calling me gay

A drawing of three faces with text "how to draw a man's face" at the top. Two faces are drawn in black ink, one with slightly open eyes and mouth, the other one with closed lips. The third face is drawn in red ink and has a furrowed brow.

Valentine's Day

A dog runs fast on a green field. Text overlay says, "how I run to my bro on Valentine's Day (hopefully hes oiled up already)".

Talk

hey... anyone wanna talk?

A woman with blonde hair and a black top looks directly at the camera.

Kiss

Two anime-style men are kissing. Text: Me and my homie kissing each other good night.

Friend

With my cancer friend

Two young boys stand on either side of a skeleton figure. All three figures are posed looking at the camera.

Protection

no! I will protect jerry!

A small, chubby, light-colored alligator or crocodile figure is sitting up, wearing a gray fedora hat and holding a silver revolver against its chest. The text "pinterest.co.uk" and "@c/good" are visible in the bottom right corner.

Friend

A man stands in front of a private plane holding a dog. Two animated animals are in front of him.

Idea

My friend is has the best ideas

A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.

My Melody

bestiiess

The image shows several cartoon characters and elements associated with the Sanrio characters My Melody and Kuromi. 'Darumachan' is written in Japanese in the top left corner, while 'My Melody' and 'Kuromi' are written in English in the center.

Jokes

Friend

My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."

Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."

Murder

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

Song

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Friendship jokes