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Cristiano Ronaldo

real

A photoshopped image featuring a smiling Cristiano Ronaldo. He is wearing a dark shirt and has ammunition belts draped over his shoulders and chest. He is holding a large automatic rifle with a bipod. Behind him is a green flag with a white circular emblem that includes a map-like shape, a rifle, and Arabic calligraphy. The Arabic text on the flag says "وَلَكِنَّ اللَّهَ قَتَلَهُمْ وَمَا رَمَيْتَ إِذْ رَمَيْتَ" (And it was not you who killed them, but Allah killed them. And you threw not, when you threw, but Allah threw) and vertically on the right side "كتائب الشهيد" (Martyr Brigades).

View

A meme showing a thumbnail from a YouTube video titled "10 Things Only Cristiano Ronaldo Did in Football" by AshStudio7. An arrow points from Cristiano Ronaldo in a football jersey to a blurred image of him naked with his genitals censored, except for a very large penis.

Heaven

The text shows a conversation in which Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD are playing football in heaven. Juice overthrows the ball and hits a man. OJ Simpson then asks if there is room for one more.

Player

This is SLIGHTLY wrong

The image shows a google search result for 'Who is most popular football player?' The highlighted answer is 'Cristiano Ronaldo'. However, the image next to the text is of Lionel Messi. The text below says: "He is known for his incredible speed and scoring ability. Cristiano Ronaldo is a popular face in the world of professional football. He is a Portuguese professional footballer who is considered one of the greatest players of all time. 14. mars 2024"

Year

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

Tax

get this one guys

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows Lionel Messi holding a soccer ball with text that reads "if i win balonDor again... i will give it to poor people of portugal. -Messi. if you know what i mean..." The bottom panel shows Cristiano Ronaldo running on the soccer field with the text "So they'll have money to PAY THEIR TAXES".

Ronaldo

Who is the goat Ronaldo suuuuuuuuuiiiiiii

A dynamic image of Ronaldo in a soccer uniform, duplicated and set against a background of rain and lightning. He's shown in two poses, one with his fist raised triumphantly, the other kicking with a determined expression.

Penalty

Me at a restaurant

Two soccer players are talking to a referee. The text on the image says: "HOW MANY PENALTIES WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY? UMM... TWO PLEASE!"

Pov

Pov what happens when your drunk and play football

A football player in a purple uniform attempts to throw a ball while another football player in a red uniform falls to the ground. Two more football players in red and purple uniforms are visible in the background.

Chance

Fan

Us Texas fans will miss you Bijan 🤘🤘🤘

The image shows Bijan Robinson, a football player, in a collage. The left part displays the "2022 Doak Walker Award" for Bijan Robinson, recognizing his accomplishments on the field, in the classroom, and in the community. The center shows him holding the award in a suit. On the right, he is in his football uniform raising his finger. The text on his uniform says "B. Robins 5".

Sport

BIJAN WON DOAK

Two football players from the Texas Longhorns team. The player in the foreground is Bijan wearing an orange uniform with the number 5 on it. He is smiling and holding up the "hook 'em horns" sign. The player in the background is giving a peace sign.

Panther

Tom aint Tom

The image shows a football game score with Panthers leading Buccaneers 14 to 3. Below the score is an image of a cartoon character with the name "Tom Brady" superimposed on it, with the text "Que tranquilo está el día." below.