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Wade

Butt Whole

The image is split into two sections. The top shows a close-up of a meat product label that reads: "BONELESS STUFFED BUTT WHOLE." The bottom half shows cartoon characters Beavis and Butt-Head staring with disgust.

Kristian‽

for big dave fan

A man is presenting six plates with different pasta dishes on a table, next to a vertical ranking board. The text says: "What is the most Fuckable Pasta? I Fucked 6 different Pastas to Find Out!" and is presented on a Pornhub interface.

Mr.Cheese47

cheese

An image of a creature made from a cracked egg with legs, an eye, and the text "me at 3:00AM heading over to the fridge", "he travels", and "he seeks the parmesan".

Adolf kitler

A small, light-orange and white kitten sits on a grey blanket with white stars. The text "i eated a cheese" is overlayed on the image.

Chexers

A screenshot of two text messages from "Grandma". The first message, sent 1 minute ago, reads: "Why are you posting on Facebook about not having nut in November?" The second message, sent now, reads: "If you developed a nut allergy I need to modify my recipes. Call me back."

ADHD autist

Anyone else who snaps their biscuits perfectly in half?

An overhead shot of a round 'MARIE' biscuit that has been broken perfectly in half. The two halves are placed next to each other on a gray textured surface.

i love cheeks and toes bruh

ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest

The image consists of two parts. On the left, there is an image of a 'Foot by the Foot' candy package with the text "NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS" and "HAND FREE". The package shows feet with arms instead of legs. The text also says, "35lb (15875.7g) ROLL 1 [25.36 FEET PER ROLL] PER FOOT 9001 CALORIES 5 TOENAILS 0 BUNIONS". On the right, there is an image of a single foot with a large toe and the text "imagine if we had one giant toe instead of multiple little ones". There are also small feet in heels shown in the upper left corner.

HydrousAxolotl

The image is split into two. The top part shows a green KFC box with the words "BEYOND Fried Chicken" on it. Inside of the box are plant-based fried chicken pieces with a light tan color, and one piece is cut open, revealing a light gray interior. The bottom part of the image shows Spongebob holding a hamburger with a grey sludge in it, as if the plant based chicken is not appetizing.

Heroin Monkey

A picture of a package of bacon with an arrow pointing to it and the text "Saddam Hussein" above it.

Adolf kitler

I would give you my crayons if you were really hungry.

A cat with blush on its cheeks has its paws together in a "shy" gesture.

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Who would you choose?

The image poses a question: "Who would win?" On the left is a green test tube with an angry face, described as "A scientist who was able to make a time travel machine." On the right is a cartoon taco with an angry face holding a pink gun, described as "A taco gorl with a gun."

GG Miller

for fat people......... sorry

A light yellow image with two cartoon minion characters. The top minion is wearing blue overalls and has one eye covered with a goggle. The bottom minion is looking to the right, wearing blue overalls and has big round eyes. The text says: "Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too."

Anonymous

Yes men we are bringing back the weird pop tart and hot pocket flavors.

A screencap from the movie "Bad Boys" with Will Smith yelling.

Heroin Monkey

A two-tier cake made from noodles, topped with meat and cheese.

Heroin Monkey

Two cartoon fish sit next to each other. The text on the image reads: "When your nachos are not cheesy enough, but your homie is uncircumcised."

Heroin Monkey

lets get oiled up guys

A bottle of cooking oil is pouring into a clear glass bowl. The background shows a blurry green scene.

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel cartoon of Garfield. In the first panel, Jon proudly announces, "I made a lasagna Garfield!". In the second panel, there is a stack of lasagna on a plate and the text "Mhmm yeah looks good, huh?". The third panel shows hands touching the lasagna with the text "Oh god it's so warm and wet." The final panel shows Garfield with a surprised expression and the text "I should call Liz."

RJ

Spaghetti

A close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. Below the image is the text, "Come over, my mom's making spaghetti."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A white duck is pictured on the left, and on the right is a list of "Duck facts!" which includes: "until 1995 ducks were classified as pond cats", "They have feathers because they would look ridiculous in shirts", "Duck's feet made of cheese", "The duck's natural enemy is explosion", "Ducks can't go into space on their own", and "Bread bread bread bread breab breadd bread".

Cahyani Ambara

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A cartoon image shows Aang on the left with a slight frown and a tired look on his face. On the right, Katara is holding a green papaya. The text overlay reads, "Sooo... Papaya".

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