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Fire Memes

Heroin Monkey

A shrimp on fire is dunking a basketball, while sharks are looming in the water below. The image contains the text "Krill yourself."

Ghosty

A sketch of a lighter is on a white paper in a sketchbook.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A timeline showing important events. The timeline begins 'Long ago' on the left and ends with '2025' on the right. Events include: the wheel, a picture of basketball player LeBron James labeled 'the bron', an air fryer, fire, and femboys.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A grainy black and white image shows a crowd of people watching a screen. The screen displays a close-up of a person's face. Above the screen, white text reads: "Blue fire is not actually cold and it will burn you."

Lil’ bro

Bros “fire” fit be like

A cat sits on a glass coffee table. The cat is wearing a bright green hooded outfit that makes the cat look like a green Teletubby. The text on the image says "Bros 'fire' fit be like".

MATTIX

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a red Corvette performing a burnout, with smoke billowing from the tires. The text “Corvette burnout” is below the car. The bottom panel shows a Tesla engulfed in flames, with the text “Tesla burnout” underneath.

Adolf Nigler

Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.

A still image from the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire shows several figures wearing dark robes and pointy hoods. Two of the figures have skull masks. The text above the image says "When the Death-eaters appeared in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK."

Heroin Monkey

The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."

DIANEE

The image is a meme with a split panel. The left side shows a fierce red dragon exhaling fire, with the text "AN ANCIENT BEING CAPABLE OF FLYING AND BREATHING FIRE." The right side shows a red 20-sided die, with the text "ONE CRITICAL BOI." Above both panels, it reads "WHO WOULD WIN?"

Adolf Nigler

The image shows a meme with text stating "California: On fire." and "Fire Department:". Below this text is an image of a silver and yellow fire hydrant that is designed to look like a cartoon clown.

Heroin Monkey

A timeline shows that the most important events in history include the invention of the wheel and fire in the past, and the fleshlight today.

Why should you care

Crit especially if you are a rouge

The image is a two-panel meme. The left panel shows a red dragon breathing fire. The text reads "An ancient being capable of flying and breathing fire." The right panel shows a 20-sided die with the number 20 facing up. The text reads "One critical boi". Above both images, it asks "Who would win?"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google search with the query "cause of the great london fire". The first result shown is "Great Fire of London / Cause" and below it is the answer "Fire".

MEME LORD

A picture of Elsa from the movie Frozen looking up with an amused expression. The text says: "You know smashing Elsa would be fire cuz if she creamin' that shit just turn into ice cream, bro."

Gummibääääär

🥲🥲🥲

The image shows a three-panel meme with a "Stonks" man reacting to different scenarios. In the first panel, text reads "There's a fire" and the Stonks man has his hands on his head and is labelled "Panik". The second panel has the text "You alert people by yelling 'Fire!'" and the man is labelled "Kalm". The third panel states, "You're on a shooting range," and the man is again labelled "Panik" with blurred hands on his head.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of a post that reads: "When the Death-eaters appeared in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK." Below is a still from the movie showing a group of people dressed as Death Eaters in black robes and pointed hats.

Your local comrade

The ultimate speedrun

In a meme, Mario is shown with the text, "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Drakes snake

FR

A man stands next to a barbecue grill with a very large fire, accompanied by the text, "When you know what you're about to say is gonna cause a s*** storm, but you say it anyway."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a poster with the text "Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. NO SMOKING". There is a picture of a squirrel on the right side of the poster.

Heroin Monkey

A tan toy pet with large eyes is in the foreground, a YouTube video is visible in the lower left showing a building on fire.

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