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A cartoon drawing shows a man talking to an actress. The man wears a green flower-patterned shirt, orange shorts, and a camera around his neck. The blonde actress sits in a director's chair under a red umbrella. She wears a short white dress and sunglasses. The background shows a film set with the 'Hollywood' sign in the distance. The text reads: "Special effects, sweetie!"

MATTIX

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two cars with text above and below each image. The image on the left shows a red classic car with the text "Cars in action movies" above it and the text "Still works after being shot 1000 times" below it. The image on the right shows a small black car with the text "Cars in horror movies" above it and the text "Can't even start" below it.

Adolf Nigler

"Which lawyer do you want?"

A figure in dark robes and a wide-brimmed hat in a still from the movie Spaceballs with the text "THE SCHWARTZ."

Adolf kitler

A white cat with human-like facial features, with the text "Nobody: Live action cats movie:" above it.

DIANEE

The image is a screenshot of a Google search result for "Kash Register 2016 - Loyola Marymount University", with the text "Kash Register 2016. Loyola Law School Project for the Innocent to Celebrate Innocence Day with Exoneree Speakers & Film Screening." below the title.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a city skyline at sunset with the Star Wars opening crawl text overlayed onto the sky. The text reads, "...Jedi... to assist the overwhelmed ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC on the critical issue of creating..." above a city at sunset. The text above the photo reads, "Thanks to less air pollution, the sky is so clear we can see the Star Wars opening text."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows Aragorn from the Lord of the Rings looking surprised. Above the image is the text "When Disney purchases LOTR" and below the image is the text "Somehow, Sauron has another ring."

A Star Wars Fan

A digitally altered image shows a scene from Star Wars with Kylo Ren holding a red lightsaber. Opposite him is an anime-style depiction of Jesus with long brown hair and a white robe, wielding a green lightsaber in the shape of a cross.

Heroin Monkey

A man with dark skin and sunglasses, a gun in his hand, has been photoshopped over a movie poster and given the name "The Lubricator". The man also has a red dot over one eye, like a robot.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text overlay stating, "ME POSTING 'RINGS OF POWER IS BETTER THAN THE TRILOGY,' THEN PUTTING MY PHONE ON VIBRATE AND STICKING IT UP MY ASS." Below the text is a close-up shot of Frodo Baggins from Lord of the Rings, looking up with his eyes rolled back, as if in discomfort or ecstasy.

Heroin Monkey

A three-panel image from the movie Harry Potter. In each panel, Albus Dumbledore stands in a white space. The first panel reads, "Do not pity the dead Harry,". The second panel reads, "Pity the living.". The third panel reads, "And above all else, pity those that look at the top right corner."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a flow chart titled "Marvel Viewing Order." It includes a mix of Marvel movies and other films, shows, and people, including Captain America, Captain Marvel, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Iron Man 2, Avengers, Iron Man 3, Chicken Run, Age of Empires IV, How I Met Your Mother, Boss Baby, Looney Tunes Back in Action, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Disappearance of Madeleine McCann, Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Summer Heights High, Lego Indiana Jones 2 The Adventure Continues, The Cat in the Hat, Ted Cruz, and Avengers Endgame.

A Star Wars Fan

A cartoon image split into two panels, featuring Tom the cat from "Tom and Jerry." In the first panel, Tom cautiously approaches a small, indecipherable object. Text above him reads "Superhero Movies," while text above the object reads "Advanced technology they can't explain." In the second panel, Tom confidently gestures towards the object, with text above him still reading "Superhero Movies," and text near him stating "Nanotech."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of a post that reads: "When the Death-eaters appeared in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK." Below is a still from the movie showing a group of people dressed as Death Eaters in black robes and pointed hats.

A Star Wars Fan

A two-panel meme. In the first panel, a man from "Tangled" holds a "Wanted" poster and complains that the drawing doesn't get his nose right. The second panel shows Voldemort from "Harry Potter" exclaiming, "At least you HAVE a nose!!!"

The Dark humor Hub

A still from Finding Nemo is juxtaposed with a quote. The quote reads, "What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found."

Anonymous

A picture of Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka with text above that reads, "None of the new Willy Wonka movies have understood that Gene Wilder's version of Wonka worked because you felt like there was a real chance he was just gonna sit there and watch those kids die."

Heroin Monkey

A tweet shows the announcement that "Kung Fu Panda 4" crossed $480M at the worldwide box office, after which the tweeter comments on the next frame from the movie, in which the main character, Po the panda, looks completely shocked.

Anonymous

In a still from a movie, Captain America is strangling a robot. Text reads: "If you ever feel dumb, just remember that Captain America tried to choke a robot."

Drakes Snake

FR

A picture of Gollum from the movie "Lord of the Rings" holding a vape with the text "When you only have a little bit of juice left."

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