Fear Memes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Anatidaephobia

A picture of a duck looking through an airplane window. The text on the image reads: "Anatidaephobia. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. You can run, but you can never hide."

Knife

A white parrot is holding a knife in its beak and appears to be looking at a hand reaching for it. The text above reads "i live in constant fear."

Man

when you see a homeless man walking toward you

A 3D rendered image of a pale, humanoid figure with a large head, wide eyes, and a small, downturned mouth, with long arms hanging down. The background is a solid gray color.

Scream

A heavily deep-fried image of a Minion with a wide, distorted mouth and eyes, set against a vibrant red and orange background. The text on the left reads: 'The loudest screams are always the ones before death.'

Psychology

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A digitally manipulated image of a person with exaggerated features is set against a beige background. The text at the bottom reads: "THE THING YOU FEAR IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING."

Corpse

The meme features the animated characters Boog the bear and Elliot the deer from the movie 'Open Season,' both with wide, terrified eyes, looking out into the distance. The text reads: 'ME AND MY BROTHER WATCHING the skinless corpse walk across our backyard and into the nearby woods at 8:37 pm on February 13th 2022'.

Fish

An image of an orange fish swimming in blue water. A large red arrow points directly at the fish. Text at the top reads: "You may be thinking 'oh jeebz somebondy help! that guy is drownin'". Text at the bottom reads: "fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater".

Clown

DaddyWise

The image is a three-panel sequence. The first panel shows a close-up of the clown's face with the text "BE AFRA-" below. The second panel displays a different character with the text "HARDER DADDY!" below it, and the last panel shows the clown again.

Clothing

The image is a bingo grid with nine cells. The first row of cells lists the categories 'X', 'Naked', 'Half Naked', and 'Clothed'. The first cell in the second row has the text 'Afraid', and the cell below contains an image of the cover of the tv show 'Naked and Afraid'. The second cell in this row contains a picture of a cartoon character with a crazy expression. The third cell contains an image of women with burqas. The first cell in the third row has the text 'Half Afraid', and the cell below it shows four children without clothes. The second cell contains a picture with the text 'I am completely half afraid to think'. The third cell shows a man holding glasses with an expression of shock and fear. The first cell of the final row has the text 'Brave'. The cell below contains a picture of a David's statue. The second cell shows a women's bottom and legs being bent over. The last cell shows men with rifles and headscarves.

Bro

when bro says we doing it to night

A picture of Mike Wazowski with a concerned look, overlaid with the text "When bro says we doing it tonight."

Jokes

Speed Bump

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

Death

One night, a girl said to her family, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa." The next morning, her grandpa died. That night, she said, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodbye Grandma." The next morning, the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night, the girl said, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy." The next morning, the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine, but when he went into the kitchen, he saw his wife crying. When he asked her what's wrong, she said, "The mailman died."

Kid

How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?