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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a definition of "dirty chewbacca" and below a cartoon of Skeletor, saying, "Even I'm not into that shit." The text above says: "When a girl is deepthroating you, you pinch her nipples right as you cum. Her scream paired with the warm liquid and dick in her throat will produce a sound similar to chewbacca's growl."

Heroin Monkey

A split image shows Vladimir Putin on the left and Tucker Carlson on the right. Above the images, the text reads: "You see Tucker in order to truly understand the history of Sauron you must understand Morgoth. I'd like to walk you through the First Age for a brief moment. I'm assuming you've read the Ainulindalë?"

Heroin Monkey

A man wearing a green hat with an "L" on it looks surprised. The text says, "The genie after I ask that my third wish to be another blowjob."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a series of panels from a movie with text overlay. The first panel shows a character in dark clothing asking, "Who are you?". The next panel shows a character with long hair, stating "I am Aragorn, King of Gondor". The third panel has the same long haired character, but the text says: "I didn't vote for you." followed by: "I was given Anduril by Elrond, Lord of Rivendell". The fourth panel says: "Listen, strange elf lords distributing swords is no basis for a system of government." and shows a character with a sword, the next panel below this one shows the same character shouting: "Shut up!". In the last panel the character says: "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

Silly Sonka

This took a long time to make

A four-panel comic depicts a conversation. In the first panel, Meme Man, dressed in Santa garb, says "FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A DRAGON!" In the second panel, another meme face replies "BE REALISTIC". In the third panel, Meme Man states, "I WANT 1K FOLLOWERS ON WJE". In the fourth panel, Meme Man asks, "WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT YOUR DRAGON" to a cat with a red nose. The cat responds "YE".

𝕽𝖔𝖗𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖈𝖍

Fantasy

The image has the text "Is this the real life, or just a..." above a letter C created from Fanta cans.

Anonymous

Here ya go

A fake enhanced license card with the text 'Furry hunting license'. The card includes an ID number, document date, class, issued date, and expiration date.

Chexers

Two people dressed up as Shrek and Fiona are walking outside, holding hands. Text on top of the image says, "This could be us", and the text on the bottom says, "But you playin".

Wade

Unicorns

The image shows a three-panel comparison. The top panel shows a white horse with a horn labeled 'Unicorn'. The middle panel features a white rhino labeled 'High-capacity assault unicorn'. The bottom panel depicts a swordfish labeled 'High speed underwater unicorn'. The image text says 'Unicorns come in different sizes'.

BellaTrix

A picture of Albus Dumbledore with the text: "I'm sorry about your parents, but no spell can reawaken the dead, Harry. I trust you know that. Except for the Time Turner. We'll use that to save Buckbeak."

BellaTrix

A still from a Harry Potter movie shows Harry with an odd facial expression surrounded by some kind of blurry, watery blue substance. The text on the image reads "Never pause Harry Potter."

Centrebro

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

User 👍

The image shows three panels with text to the left and an image to the right. The top panel is labeled "Elf in Hollywood" and shows an image of a blonde woman with pointy ears. The middle panel is labeled "Elf in anime" and shows a green-haired anime character. The bottom panel is labeled "Elf in German" and shows the number 11.

User 👍

The image shows four panels. The top panel features Hagrid, who says: "You're a wizard, Harry." The second panel is of Harry, looking surprised. The third panel again shows Hagrid. The fourth panel shows Harry again, with the text in the second panel being edited to say: "You're a hairy wizard."

Rizzey rizz face

Dang

Lostin Flowers

My dream:

The image shows a text conversation between "My friend" and an unnamed person and then the description of the unnamed person's dream. The first part of the image says, "My friend: - I had a dream about my crush today! - And you?" The second part of the image shows a close-up of a Black man with wide eyes and his mouth open, wearing a white shirt with red stains. A cat with a grumpy face is visible in the center of the man's chest.

Cocel 😮💨

An anime character is looking at a small stick and wondering if this stick is their destined wizard wand. The text says: "7 year old geeks. Is this my destined wizard wand? Weird random stick."

ohio_armpit

A white cat with tears in its eyes. The text on the image says, "Me when I just turned 11 and didn't get a letter from Hogwarts."

ohio nugget

that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero

A person with a short stature is dressed up as Spiderman, looking sideways.

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows two panels. Both feature the same Bionicle character with a red, fiery staff. In the first panel, he is raising his right hand and looks excited. The text reads, "Watching LOTR trilogy." In the second panel, he has a neutral pose, looking at the staff. The text reads, "Watching the Bionicle trilogy."

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