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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first text says, "Can you call me a taxi at 7am tomorrow?" The second text says, "Thanks dad". There is a green "Ok" bubble, and the last text, which is from "dad", says: "You're a taxi".

Nintendo Fan

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows a mother looking at a baby with a loving gaze, the mother gently holds the baby's hand and kisses it. The text reads "WHEN MOM IS ALONE WITH THE BABY." The bottom panel shows a father's hands on a baby's cheeks with a slight squeezing. The baby has a pouty, grumpy face. The text reads "WHEN DAD IS ALONE WITH THE BABY."

CatLettuce

The image is split into two sections. The left side shows a fiery character with a furious face and hands as if they are ready to attack. The text above says: "My mom when I break something". The right side of the image shows a calm and smiling character, composed of green flora. The text above says: "My mom when she breaks something".

Heroin Monkey

A person is standing in front of a bulletin board with the title "Meet the person responsible for your" followed by the words "choices, grades, success, parents, divorce, actions" each in a separate colored frame.

DaRey1Cray

WJE iceberg 2.0

The image is an iceberg diagram with several tiers. At the top, it lists 'Jokes,' 'Memes,' 'Community Guidelines,' and 'Mods.' The next level includes 'BP,' 'Matt,' 'Dagger,' 'SaH,' 'Anons,' 'Jake,' and 'School.' Further down, the layers show various people and controversies, like 'BP drama,' 'SW,' 'KMeet,' 'Jit & Lil AG,' 'Opal,' 'AG Family,' and 'WJE Crew & WJE Lounge.' The lowest levels mention incidents and names like 'A77,' 'Hacking incident,' and 'Dagger's face rev'. There are also small cartoon faces on the right side of the diagram with each descending level.

tabs1528

A Fox News headline reads "Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza". Below the headline is a mugshot of the Florida man.

MEME LORD

A cartoon drawing shows a woman holding a pile of different pride flags. Another woman is sitting at a desk and using a laptop. The text bubbles say: "I didn't know which one was your flag so I bought you all of them" and "Thank you" with a heart emoji.

MEME LORD

A person is holding an Xbox box with the text "My mom bought me the Xbox".

Nintendo Fan

The image shows a father and son sitting at a table in a restaurant. The father is looking at his son with a smile, and the son is looking back at his father with a slight smile. There is also a plate of food and a glass on the table. Above the image it says, "Waiter: Kids under 12 eat for free" and "Dad: My son wants 4 large Pizzas and one water for me".

Heroin Monkey

MEME LORD

The text overlay reads: "Realizing my little brother's teeth came in so he can't give me the drooling meat toothless velvety meat muncher anymore." Below the text there is a video of a man with a cap, looking to the side.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Jesus with rays of light pointing at a crying teenager. The text on the image reads: "emo bands", "lyrics about how hard life is" and "13 yr olds on vacation with their parents".

rapboat

We all know what rapper she’s talking about…

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. The user, @devonodevon, writes: I'm a retired 69 year old army vet white grandmother who hates rap and I can't stop listening!! I keep playing this to my grand kids and now they're not speaking to me because THEY CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH and COMMON SENSE. When he appeared as the Jamaican HOOBOY I WOKE UP THE WHOLE STREET LAUGHING!!! GODBLESS AMERICA. There are also like and dislike buttons and a comment button.

big [fire] balls

The image shows four panels, each with a different SCP object class icon and a caption. The first panel shows the icon for Euclid with text: "How hard I could hit my brother". The second panel displays the Safe icon with text: "How hard I decided to hit him". The third panel shows the Keter icon with the caption: "How he described it to my dad". The fourth and final panel shows the Apollyon icon with the caption: "How my dad gonna hit me".

Heroin Monkey

A pregnancy test shows a car engine icon instead of a positive result. Below, text says: "Fuq. That's right. We're having a 2009 Honda civic."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Two people outside. A person is covered in bees, sitting on a bucket. The other person, dressed in beekeeper gear, is kneeling next to him, holding out a hand.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

ur mom :3

it’s so fun

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committing war crimes
on innocent families in
war torn countries

Anonymous

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The image is a text exchange between a dad and someone else. The dad asks "Are you treating my little princess ok?" The other person replies: "Sir...your little princess has anger issues and throws hands like an inmate. Yes. Things are fantastic."

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