Expectation memes

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get fat.

What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."