Evolve memes

Argument

1 year ago

The image consists of three panels stacked vertically. The first panel shows a portrait of Isaac Newton, with the text "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation." The second panel shows a portrait of Albert Einstein with the text "I believe I'm relatively aware of it." The third panel shows a portrait of Charles Darwin, with the text "Guys! Don't let this evolve into a huge argument."

Evolution

3 years ago

omg-

The image shows three different versions of Bakugou from the anime 'My Hero Academia' next to three different forms of the Pokemon Cyndaquil. The text below reads 'Aww, look how Bakugou has evolved.'

Brain

2 years ago

😔

A table titled "Evolving From Violent Language" with two columns. The left column, under the heading "Instead Of", lists phrases with the word "concussion" in them. The right column, under "Say This," offers alternative silly phrases.

Neck

2 years ago

what is with his neck

A green pokemon card with 'SHREK' written at the top and '200 HP' at the top right. The image depicts a drawing of Shrek with a long, eel-like neck. Text on the card reads 'check urself before u shrek urself', 'ALL STAR', 'COME ON, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR, GET UR MEMES ON WOOOHOOO 200 DAMMMAGE' and 'GEEEET SHREEEEEKEDO' and 'SHREEEK IS LUVV SHREEEK IS LUFE'

Equation

2 years ago

9+10=21

Evolution

11 months ago

The image shows three panels featuring a yellow Mitsubishi Lancer. In the first panel, the text reads, "GO LANCER! I CHOOSE YOU" alongside a photo of the car. The second panel shows the car surrounded by a green glow with the text, "HUH? LANCER'S EVOLING?" The final panel shows the car having evolved into a sportier version with the text, "LANCER EVOLVED INTO AN EVOLUTION!"

Godzilla

1 year ago

THE FEARSOME GODZILLA HAS EVOLVED

The image shows Godzilla with the colors of the transgender flag as a background. Godzilla looks like he is roaring. The text says: "THE FEARSOME GODZILLA HAS EVOLVED".

Jokes

Adam

2 years ago

Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!

Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!

Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)

Condom

3 years ago

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

Pokemon

4 years ago

Pokemon Jokes!

What do you do when your Loudred evolves?

Buy more earplugs!

Evolve jokes