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Duck Memes

City

A large, yellow rubber duck floats on a body of water. In the background, there is a city skyline. The text "RELEASE THE QUACKEN" is overlaid on the image.

Quack

A white duck stands on a wooden deck. The text overlaid on the image reads, "Mess with the quack, You get attack."

Scroll

A close up shot of a white duck being pet on the head by a person with the text "may I interrupt your scrolling with a nice duck".

Knife

A cartoon of a yellow duck holding a knife with the text "Don't duck with me" above it.

World

IM now only doing duck memes

The image shows two panels. On the left, there's a photo of a white duck wearing a sailor outfit. On the right, there's a large yellow rubber duck floating in water near a city. The text in the left panel says, "Sorry, everyone, but the world's greatest splay has been achieved." The text in the right panel says, "Canada has a $200,000 rubber duck that just floats around for no reason."

Evil

Like to join the onerary Evil Duck Lords Of America

A black duck with small red horns and red eyes, as well as a slightly open beak showing teeth.

Donald

Two cartoon images of Donald. On the left, a classic Donald Duck with angry expression. On the right, the same bird with different hairstyle to resemble Donald Trump.

Anatidaephobia

Anatidaephobia

The image shows a definition of anatidaephobia which is "the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." Then, it says "Jimmy has anatidaephobia". Below the definition, there is a yellow plush duck holding a knife with the text "YOUR ASS IS MINE, JIMMY."

Platypus

A platypus is held in a person's hands, with the text 'When they can't decide between a duck or a beaver so you get them both.' above it.

Thought

Two white ducks are standing against a pink sky background. The text on the image says, "Sometimes I think. But then I forget."

Anatidaephobia

The image shows a definition of "Anatidaephobia" which is "The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." It adds that Jimmy has anatidaephobia. Under the text is an image of a white duck which is smiling. Under the image are the words "Your ass is mine, Jimmy."

Secret

A white duck stands against a plain background. The text 'Yeah I'm SAD' appears above the duck, followed by 'Secretly A Duck' written vertically, where each letter of the word 'SAD' is on its own line.

Grape

The image shows a yellow cartoon duck standing in a dark room, with a sword visible behind it. Above the duck are speech bubbles with text: 'im not gonna ask you again where are the grapes'

Girlfriend

A rubber duck with a red ball gag and a leather harness with spikes. The text reads: "People say my girlfriend acts like a friendly duck. Never getting out of my head."

Transformation

A person is standing in front of a mirror. In the reflection, a yellow cartoon duck is shown instead of the person's reflection. The text above the image reads "visualising in the mirror the man I want to become:".

Internet

A white duck with a red lipstick on applying red lipstick on its beak. Text at the bottom reads: "Because, it's the Internet. That's why. Now keep scrolling."

Pic

unsolicited duck pic

A white duck with a yellow bill is standing on a green grassy area. There are some green plants and small purple flowers in the background.

Gun

What happened

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two cartoon ducks. The left duck is labeled "HAPPY DUCK" and wears a green shirt and baseball cap along with sunglasses. The right duck is labeled "SMUG DUCK" and wears pixelated sunglasses, has a tear, and is holding a gun, with a pile of money nearby.

Shooting

Ohio BRUH

A news report with the headline "Columbus I-71 Shooting Suspect Was Upset His Pet Duck Flew Away - Delaware Ohio News" and a mugshot of the suspect above. The text "BREAKING NEWS - SHOOTING SUSPECT SPEARS FROM JAX" is displayed on a red banner.

Animal

*Cough cough*

The image shows two photos of small yellow ducks. One photo shows multiple ducks together, with one duck in the center looking angry. The second photo is a closeup of the same angry duck. The text on top says, "When I type 'I'm ducking mad' this is what I mean."

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