New Dont Memes - Page 18 - Worst Jokes Ever

Lightning

16 views · ur momy · 3 years ago

but i dont have a mom she can't help

The meme shows Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants looking scared. He's wearing a purple shirt that says "Mom come pick me up I'm scared". Above Patrick, the text reads "Me when I hear the lightning: nothing. Me when I see it:".

Nap

11 views · Im not sure · 3 years ago

My sister every morning

An image of a painting of a baby with a confused expression. The text overlaid on the image reads "When you wake up from a nap and don't know what planet you're on."

Student

ur momy · 3 years ago

when you dont pay any attention in class

A cat is laying down while several baby chicks are nestled on its back. The text on top reads: Teacher: Anyone have any questions? Students: No. Teacher: Alright, go ahead and get started. *Students one minute later.

Drug

73 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Guys, it isn what we thou-

A screenshot of a message thread with the text: "What if the air we breathe is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world but when people take real 'drugs' and trip they see the real world and that's why they're illegal."

Face

1 view · SWAG J · 3 years ago

dont judge and only half the face

A person's face is shown in the image with a black scribble covering half of it.

Kermit

7 views · DaBaba_G · 3 years ago

It just don't feel right bro

Two images of Kermit the Frog standing by a window. On the left, Kermit is slim with the text "March 2020" above. On the right, Kermit is larger with the text "March 2021" above.

Baby

7 views · Yourgirl_gabby13! · 3 years ago

Well we learned our lesson don't make a baby mad...

A baby with an angry expression wears a green plaid shirt and a black bow tie. The text overlaid on the image reads, "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO MAD AT MY PARENTS... I DIDN'T TALK TO THEM FOR 2 YEARS."

Digital art

1 view · HaiIey · 3 years ago

Damn it I discovered digital art. Made this for my laptop lockscreen 😂 I drew the panda btw

A cute panda peeks out from the bottom of the screen with a wave, set against a black background with a crescent moon and some stars. The text reads, "You don't know my password."

Clown

27 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

🤡🤡

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows a man with a slightly sinister smile. Below that is the same man with a slightly different expression. The top right panel shows Pennywise the clown smiling with a slightly scary look. The bottom right shows a different, more serious facial expression of the same clown. The text in the image reads: "I DON'T LIKE CLOWNS. WHY, THEY SCARE YOU? NO, THEY TASTE FUNNY."

Symptom

15 views · kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

- .... . / .-- --- .-. .-.. -.. / .. ... / -. . ...- . .-. / .- / -. . ...- . .-. -....- . -. -.. .. -. --. / .... . .-.. .-.. / .... --- .-.. .

A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

Idea

14 views · ǟֆɦȶօռ քǟʀӄɛֆ ツ · 3 years ago

this for all the creeps

A man looks at the camera. The image has the text: "I DON'T ALWAYS FORCE MY IDEAS DOWN PEOPLES THROATS. BUT WHEN I DO, THEY ARE UNDERAGE GIRLS."

Money

mariotime · 3 years ago

if you not talking money

A stick figure is sitting on a chair, with an object pouring something over its head. The text in the image says, "IF YOUR NOT TALKING MONEY I DON'T WANT TO TALK".

Cat

10 views · Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Don't Click this -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

The image shows a cartoonish cat with big eyes. The cat has a yellow head, black cat ears, and a black collar with a bell. There are little pink hearts around the cat.

Boy

13 views · C A S N O V A · 3 years ago

yes

The image shows two anime characters. The top character is a boy with a surprised and happy expression. The text above him says "Boys when girls reply in 3 days". The bottom character is a girl with a slightly annoyed or impatient expression. The text above her says "Girls when boys don't reply in 2 seconds".

Day

13 views · 《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

we should live by this

A man stands silhouetted against a sunset. The text on the image says: "Don't let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself."

Nickname

22 views · 《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

so unexpected 👌

The image shows a conversation thread where one person calls the other "sweetheart." The second person asks if that's okay, and the first person says, "You can call me anything you like." The second person replies "Okay Optimus Prime."

Hollow Knight

29 views · Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

The image is split into two sections. The top section is a scene from the video game Hollow Knight, showing the character standing on a platform. The lower section is a split image with two different Mr. Incredible reaction faces. The first shows a smiling Mr. Incredible and has the text "Those who don't know" written underneath. The second image shows a distressed Mr. Incredible face, with the text "Those who know" underneath.

Failure

13 views · C A S N O V A · 3 years ago

I CANT AHAHAHA

A person with spiky black hair is shown with a thinking pose, one finger on his forehead. Above, it says "You can't be a failure if you don't have a dad to disappoint."

Path

38 views · Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

An image of Hollow Knight character with a thumbs up gesture. The text says: "Wanna beat the Path of Pain and retain your sanity? Don't even try, mate."

Knight

37 views · Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a red cloaked character with a gun says, "OH NO, I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO SHOOT. QUICK! SAY SOMETHING ONLY THE KNIGHT WOULD SAY!". The second panel shows two identical white characters with blue cloaks. The third panel shows the red cloaked character with the gun.