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Anonymous

So sick of the ads for rupaul.

Two dog characters wearing ski masks, armed with weapons, sitting in a car. In the background, a sign is visible that reads "Children's Drag Show". Above the dogs, the text says "BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD".

原田

A brown and white dog with a huge grin and pink butterfly wings attached to its back. The text above the dog says: "The butterfly in my stomach every time I see you."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

crazy anal sex

The image shows a comic strip with three panels. The top panel is a screenshot of a conversation. The second panel shows a text box with the phrase “They had anal sex” in the middle. The third panel is a two-part comic. The first part shows a cat, with a bib on, standing behind a dog and about to wash the dog's hair. The text says: "Let me wash your hair first." In the second part, the cat is hugging the dog.

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel comic shows a man cuddling a dog, speaking 'yuss, gimme kissus.' In the second panel, a second man says 'Gross! He was licking his balls 30 seconds ago!' The third panel shows the first man with a surprised face and the dog looking normal. In the fourth panel, the first man looks disgusted and apologetic, saying '...I'm sorry.'

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a dialogue between two anime characters, one asking the other about their "sex" in an interrogation. The first character says "Name?" then the character replies "Eren Jaeger". The first character continues "Sex?" and the second character replies "3 times a week", the first character then says "I mean Male or Female", the second character finally says "Both, sometimes even a dog". The image finishes with a panel of a character kicking the other.

Heroin Monkey

A sign with a red circle and a diagonal line over a stick figure appearing to be intimate with a dog and text that reads: "It is forbidden to dog".

Heroin Monkey

A split image with a dog on the left, saying "I don't wanna get political but" and the same dog on the right, looking at a map with the text "478 million people live in the cum zone" written over the USA. The map also has Canada and Mexico labeled.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

ingenious! AND LEO!

A smiling man with cat ear filter and heart glasses is pointing toward the camera, captioned "My Chinese friend:".

ɮǟʀօռ ɦɛʟʍʊȶ zємσ

A Shiba Inu dog is holding a white rag up with a slightly mischievous smile on its face. The text above says, "EXCUSE ME" and the text below says, "Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Wei

What. The. Hell

The image shows a Google search page with the search query “how to train your poo” highlighted. Below, a stick figure is pointing at a pile of poop saying “SIT! Good Poop.”

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

Eh... heh heh heh heh heh heh heh... HEE HEE HEE HEEE HEEEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEE

A white statue of a dog with a human-like body sitting down with its legs crossed.

DAP ME UP

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

GG Miller

A six-panel image showing various reactions to online class situations. The top left panel shows a muscular person struggling, labeled "The teacher trying to unmute us". The top right shows a villainous face, labeled "Me telling her to press alt + F4". The middle left shows a fish with its mouth open, labeled "The kid with the loud mic". The middle center shows a dog, labeled "Her dog in the background". The middle right shows a puppy, labeled "The kid trying to learn". The bottom left panel shows a man at a laptop, labeled "My FBI agent". The bottom right shows a cat, labeled "The kid with slow internet".

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image shows four pictures of ducks with the text "I can't unsee this" above them. Under that text is more text: "You just realized that all ducks are actually wearing dog masks." To the left of the ducks is a yellow drawing of a dog mask.

Jazzy💕

"911 what is your
emergency"
Dog: My owner has been gone for
.02 seconds
911: Have you tried eating the
couch?
10. Theyintrovert

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

I HAVE TO RUN AS IF I JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!
FAST AS I CAN
TOA RANDOMLY
SELECTED OTHER ROOM THEY'LL SURELY BLAME THE DOG
ANTIS DAT CHIKIN
OMG! OMG
LET ME EAT YOU DO NOT LEAVE ME!
FOR MEEZ?
I CAN CHANGE.....

period boo

im chaceing after ur daddy

A pug dog running on a green meadow with grass and little flowers.

Roshambo

me during lockdown

The image shows a Golden Retriever dog looking into the camera with a big smile. Above it is a smaller inset image of the same dog. The text says, "on facetime with your best friend like."

doom enternel

waiting for female mate

A dog is standing on a tiled floor. Above its tail a blurred image of a peacock fan is added. The text in the image asks: "Have you ever been so happy you became a peacock?"

cuesta99

A cartoon image shows a dog lying on a therapist's couch while a shaggy dog sits in a chair holding a clipboard and pencil, acting as the therapist. There is text in a speech bubble above the therapist that reads, "You're not a 'bad dog', you're just a dog who does bad things." There is a sign in the background that reads, "PET THERAPY."

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