Dog memes

10 Fun Facts.

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.

I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions, which made me cry.

Onions was a good dog.