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Alcohol

Willy b · 2 months ago

A meme featuring text at the top: "Doctors: Alcohol is killing you slowly. Me: That's okay, I'm not in a hurry." Below is a photo of Richard Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson from The Grand Tour standing on a boat. Richard Hammond is labeled "Me:", while James May and Jeremy Clarkson are labeled "Doctors:".

Kid

Helene 💀☠️ · 3 months ago

Pee

Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago

A meme featuring two classical paintings side-by-side. On the left, an old man in a dark robe and cap holds up a small glass of amber liquid, examining it with a pleased expression. On the right, the same man sips the liquid from the glass, looking very content and amused. The text above reads, "the doctor after i pee in that little cup".

Prescription

Anonymous · 8 months ago

A WhatsApp chat screenshot. On the right, a message from 'Doctor' says 'Hi Doctor' at 4:25 AM. On the left, a user replies 'Hi' at 4:25 AM. The user then sends an image of an illegible black scribble on a light background and asks 'how to read this?' at 4:26 AM. The doctor replies 'It's paracetamol' at 4:26 AM. The user then sends a second image, also an illegible black scribble, and asks 'how about this?' at 4:26 AM. The doctor replies 'amoxicillin... 3x a day' at 4:27 AM.

Door

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

Lyric

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet from user Plain As Day Quavo. The tweet text reads 'Saw people were sharing their favorite lyrics so here's some of mine'. Below are four square panels. The top left panel shows a person covering their face, with the text 'through them hospital doors' and 'FLUSHING SCOTCH "COUGH SYRUP" COYOTE'. The top right panel shows Eminem with a boombox, with the text 'Meanwhile my attention's pulled in another direction. Some receptionist' and 'EMINEM "LIKE TOY SOLDIERS"'. The bottom left panel shows Robert Palmer, with the text 'Doctor, doctor, gimme the news' and 'ROBERT PALMER "BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU (DOCTOR, DOCTOR)"'. The bottom right panel shows Bob Geldof, with the text 'Something's wrong. She was lying on the bed. Crying when I walked in' and 'BOB GELDOF "I CRY TOO"'. Each lyric quote is enclosed in double quotes.

Body

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of Donald Trump sitting at a table with flags behind him. Overlaid text reads: 'The doctors said they've never seen a body kill the Coronavirus like my body. They tested my DNA, and it wasn't DNA. It was USA.'

Coma

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor leans over a patient in a hospital bed and says, "PLEASE... If you can hear my voice..." In the second panel, another person says, "It's no use! He's in a deep coma!" In the third panel, someone says, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey."

Healthcare

Swf · 1 year ago

The image shows a four-panel cartoon with Lego figures. In the first panel, one Lego figure says, "My stomach hurts," while another is labeled "Doctor". The second panel shows the "doctor" figure saying, "you're lying." The third panel shows a closeup of the doctor figure with a slight smile, and the fourth panel shows the doctor presenting a bill with $60,000 written on it.

Parent

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The text reads, "The doctor waiting for the parents to stop crying about their dead son so he can announce the $300,000 medical bill." Below the text is a close-up of a man with a slight, almost uncomfortable, smile and a white coat.

Priest

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A doctor in a white coat is examining a child. The doctor's hands are on the child's forehead and he has a tool in his hand. The child has his mouth open and looks scared. The text says "Just relax Timmy... I'm your doctor, not your priest..."

Paper

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

NO PAPERS CAN CHANGE MY FUTURE!

A person wearing a white coat and sunglasses with hearts on them is smiling at the viewer, holding a paper. The text overlay reads, "The Doctor with the C@ncer report:" and below the image, "GUYS PAPER CANT CHANGE MY FUTUR-...".

Time

Emma Stan · 2 years ago

lol

A three-panel image shows a conversation between three characters. The first panel depicts a woman with a headband asking, "Are you...one of those CHALLENGERS?". The second panel shows a young man saying, "Um, the doctor said I could be on the spectrum." The third panel shows a man with a black headband saying, "I DON'T KNOW what that is, but, on, all of it means, all time!" An American flag can be seen in the background of the first panel.

Kid

deez man · 2 years ago

The image shows three actors who played Spiderman: Tobey Maguire, Tom Holland, and Andrew Garfield, side by side. Above them, text reads, "Doctor: don't worry kid, it's just a mild cold. My hospital room next day:".

Bleeding

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic strip using Lego figures. In the first panel, a Lego patient tells a Lego doctor, "Doctor I think I have internal bleeding." The second panel shows the doctor saying, "That's where the blood is supposed to be." The third panel shows the doctor with a smile. The final panel shows the doctor with the same expression as the previous panel, holding a bill saying "+$3000."

Job

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a grid of six images. Each is labelled with a job description: Good Job, Bad Job, Fun Job, Boring Job, and Outside Job. A doctor is shown for “Good Job”, a garbage man for “Bad Job”, a clown for “Fun Job”, a woman sitting at a desk for “Boring Job”, a gardener for “Outside Job”, and finally a photo of the 9/11 attack is shown for the last row with the label missing.

Surgery

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows text that reads "Doctor: It was a long and hard surgery, but we reattached your torso. *credit card declines* Doctor:" above a picture of a yellow figure holding a red figure. The red figure is being held with their head down.

Cancer

M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

The image shows a dialogue where a doctor, mom, and dad all say "Everything is Fine." Then, it shows Patrick Star from Spongebob with the text "Cancer take it or leave it" overlaid, indicating what Google might say.

Scale

EnochTyr · 2 years ago

Antivaxers be like

A doctor is talking to a young child while the child's mother stands beside them. The doctor says "How many years old are you on a scale of 1-8?" and the child replies "It stops at 8?" The doctor says "It does for you."

Marvel movie

pande · 2 years ago

Me and Who?

A cartoon drawing shows a woman and a man lying in bed, snuggled up and facing a wall. On the wall is a poster with the text: MARVEL VIEWING ORDER. The poster shows an ordered list of Marvel movies.

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