Disturbance

Disturbance memes

Jokes

Pedophile

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

Wife

My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.

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  • Wristwatch

    Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?

    A: I find your lack of face disturbing.