New Disability Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

A screenshot of a tweet from a user named Light Chocolate and Whole… (@MisterOWL9). The tweet reads: 'You haven't heard some weird shit until you fuck a deaf girl. Sounded like I was beating a baby seal.' Below the tweet, it shows '10:02 PM

5/21/19

Twitter for iPhone'.

A white cat with an unusual setup is presented. The cat's body is held up by four rectangular white objects resembling new legs. Above the cat it reads "LIEUTENANT DAN!" and below "YOU GOT NEW LEGS!"

ChatGPT left Hitler thinking for himself...

A screenshot of a ChatGPT window with the message "People with serious inheritable disabilities should not be allowed to reproduce." A message appears stating that the content may violate usage policies.

Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.

The image shows a split view. On the left, there's a portrait of a young man with glasses. On the right is a blurry image of a classroom, with a person visible in the background. Below, text reads, "Georgia School Shooter Targets Special Needs Class, Autistic Teen Among Victims".

LeBron James is pictured in a close up shot. Below is text that reads: Hey LeBron! Who would win a twerk off, but naked and covered in oil? Helen Keller or Martin Luther king jr.?

A photo shows a set of stairs painted white with blue outlines. There is a handicapped symbol on the stairs. The image has a watermark on the upper right that says "Declaration Of Memes".

Weaponization of flashlights

The image is a four-panel image featuring two characters. In the first panel, one character states "I have epilepsy." In the second panel the other character holds a card. In the third panel the first character says "Have a look at my flashlight in strobe mode". In the fourth panel the second character has an exaggerated frightened expression.

The image shows an anime girl, Misha, sitting on the floor with prosthetic legs. A dialogue box above her says, "Oh! Sorry, that was my fault." Below it, another box says, "JESUS CHRIST, DID YOUR MOM GIVE BIRTH ON A MINE FIELD?" Another text box at the bottom says, "Misha: "Wahahatch where you're going~!"

A screenshot of a comment section. The first comment by user Demxn Dark asks, "Who in their right mind says that Alastor solos?" The second comment, by user Superior, replies, "Disabled people."

A cartoon of King Julien in a wheelchair with the text: "Mauricio I can't. I can't move it move it anymore."

The image contains five Yu-Gi-Oh! trading cards. Four of them are labeled 'Right Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Left Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Right Leg of the Forbidden One', and 'Left Leg of the Forbidden One' respectively. They feature golden limbs of a figure in chains. The fifth card in the center is labeled 'Nick Vujcic' and shows a picture of a man with no limbs.

The image shows the text 'subtitles: [music]' above a heading 'Deaf People:' and a person with dreadlocks dancing enthusiastically.

The image shows a popsicle stick with a riddle printed on it: "What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?" The answer is printed on the other side of the stick: "The wheelchair."

I’m just gonna leave this here

A purple sign with the universal symbol for wheelchair accessibility on the left. On the right, the text "Please give this seat to a disabled person" is visible.

The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:

A sign with the universal symbol for handicap accessibility, below which it reads "DEFORMED MAN TOILET".

s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽

my fish

A deer is shown swimming in a pool. The text says, "I think my fish has autism."

the taste of mommy's milk

ayo????

The image has a blue background with a white handicap sign on the left. On the right, the text "FUNNY DISABLED JOKES" is shown in white

wheelchair creed

I really like

The image shows an old fashioned illustration of a person in a wheelchair with the text "I REALLY LIKE LONG ROMANTIC WALKS IN THE PARK" in decorative font.

wheelchair creed

Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes around the edges. It reads: ATTENTION, WIFE AND WHEELCHAIR MISSING! REWARD FOR WHEELCHAIR. It also says, FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE @GOINGONCETWICESOLD

wheelchair creed

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".