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Divorce

Hgfdfrgt 路 3 years ago

    • Bruhh found out

    A screenshot of a Google search for 'chinese fart porn' is overlaid with an AirDrop notification from 'Mom'. The AirDrop message reads: "Your father and I are getting a divorce," and has two minions in the image.
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    • Surgery

    Wade 路 2 years ago
    • The image shows text that reads "Doctor: It was a long and hard surgery, but we reattached your torso. *credit card declines* Doctor:" above a picture of a yellow figure holding a red figure. The red figure is being held with their head down.
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    • Actor

    Big_Pix 馃挴馃挴 路 3 years ago

    • 馃拃

    The image is a side-by-side comparison of two cartoon cars. The left image shows Lightning McQueen looking bright-eyed and smiling. The right image shows a beat-up red car with a wide, somewhat manic grin. Above the images is the text 'Another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol.'
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    • School

    King bob 路 3 years ago
    • The image shows four students in a classroom setting. The first student appears alert, the second is less so, the third is slouching, and the last is completely slumped over with their head on the desk. The text on the image reads "Going back to school. First day. First week. First month. Exams."
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    • Mango

    Heroin Monkey 路 1 year ago
    • The image displays a simulated smartphone incoming call screen. The caller ID shows 'Marcel Mango' at the top, with 'Calling...' directly below it. The main image for the caller is an anthropomorphic mango with a human face, including eyes, a prominent mustache, and a beard. The mango is depicted wearing a grey pinstripe suit jacket, a thick gold chain with a dollar sign pendant, and several gold rings on its fingers. In the background behind the mango, there are stacks of gold bars. Below the 'Calling...' text, the phrase 'Missing this call' is prominently displayed. At the bottom of the screen are options: 'Remind Me' and 'Message' alongside their respective icons, and large red 'Decline' and green 'Accept' call buttons.
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    • Credit Card

    Anonymous 路 2 years ago
    • The image shows a phone notification from Chime indicating a declined transaction at Papa John's due to insufficient funds, followed by a picture of a dejected-looking man representing the credit card thief.
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    • T

    Tattoo artist

    Shitpost master-general 路 1 year ago
    • A meme with text at the top and an image below. The text reads: "Tattoo artist: your tattoo is done! Credit card: *declines* Tattoo artist:". Below the text, a pair of hands is shown using a potato peeler to peel a potato, with potato peels already on the surface.
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    • Pig

    A.N.O.N.Y.M #Iamonthegermanwebsite 路 3 years ago

    • Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?

    He would take him to a "pignic."

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