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Shitpost master-general
3 months ago
A meme with text at the top and an image below. The text reads: "Tattoo artist: your tattoo is done! Credit card: *declines* Tattoo artist:". Below the text, a pair of hands is shown using a potato peeler to peel a potato, with potato peels already on the surface.
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    • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    The image displays a simulated smartphone incoming call screen. The caller ID shows 'Marcel Mango' at the top, with 'Calling...' directly below it. The main image for the caller is an anthropomorphic mango with a human face, including eyes, a prominent mustache, and a beard. The mango is depicted wearing a grey pinstripe suit jacket, a thick gold chain with a dollar sign pendant, and several gold rings on its fingers. In the background behind the mango, there are stacks of gold bars. Below the 'Calling...' text, the phrase 'Missing this call' is prominently displayed. At the bottom of the screen are options: 'Remind Me' and 'Message' alongside their respective icons, and large red 'Decline' and green 'Accept' call buttons.
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    • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    The image shows a phone notification from Chime indicating a declined transaction at Papa John's due to insufficient funds, followed by a picture of a dejected-looking man representing the credit card thief.
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    • Wade
    2 years ago
    The image shows text that reads "Doctor: It was a long and hard surgery, but we reattached your torso. *credit card declines* Doctor:" above a picture of a yellow figure holding a red figure. The red figure is being held with their head down.
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    • Hgfdfrgt
    2 years ago

    Bruhh found out

    A screenshot of a Google search for 'chinese fart porn' is overlaid with an AirDrop notification from 'Mom'. The AirDrop message reads: "Your father and I are getting a divorce," and has two minions in the image.
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    • Big_Pix ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ
    2 years ago

    ๐Ÿ’€

    The image is a side-by-side comparison of two cartoon cars. The left image shows Lightning McQueen looking bright-eyed and smiling. The right image shows a beat-up red car with a wide, somewhat manic grin. Above the images is the text 'Another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol.'
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