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Mugshot

Willy b · 28 days ago
  • A screenshot of a news headline about a man jumping from a second-story apartment to escape a date who tried to shoot him for refusing sex. It features a mugshot of a person with short hair. A commenter complains about gender double standards, assuming the mugshot is of the male victim. WBRZ Channel 2 replies in a circled comment, stating that the photo is actually the woman's mugshot.
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  • 9/11

    Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago
  • A screenshot of a tweet from an account named Simon (@realsast). The tweet text says, "im so stupid i only now realized its called 9/11 because the two towers look like the number 11". The profile picture is a simple yellow face with a slight smile on a black background.
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  • Foot

    Creed (shit isnt availabe) · 5 months ago
  • The image contains text that says "Girl: I only date 6 feet guys" and "Me with 2 feet:". Below the text is a picture of a man sitting on the floor, looking sad. He is wearing a plaid shirt and blue sneakers.
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  • Man

    Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago
  • A diagram illustrating reasons why dating is supposedly hard for men. On the left, six pink female stick figures are shown. On the right, five blue male stick figures. Arrows point from all six female figures towards the top male figure, who is labeled "A man who takes a shower everyday, exercises himself and focuses on self-improvement." Below this figure, in descending order, are other male figures labeled: "Misogynist", "Tate fan", "Serbian ultranationalist", "Albanian crypto scammer", and "Romanian." The overall post title from the user is "Men are staying single because..." and the diagram title is "Why dating is hard for guys?".
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  • Christmas

    Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
  • An animated character, a man with a serious expression, stands in front of a decorated Christmas tree. Large red text at the top reads "ATTENTION!!!". Below that, white text states, "This year's Christmas dates have been leaked: Christmas Eve - December 24, Christmas Day - December 25, New Year's Eve - December 31, New Year's Day - January 1."
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  • September 11

    DAP ME UP · 8 months ago
  • Even my school is making the jokes lmao

    An email forwarded by Laurie Streeter. The email, originally from Teresa Schumacher, is dated Wednesday, September 10, 2025, at 4:00 PM. The subject is "NPHS Daily Announcements for Thursday, Sept. 11th." The body of the email prominently displays "NPHS Announcements for Thursday, Sept. 11th" and an image. The image shows the silhouette of the Twin Towers against a backdrop of the American flag, with the text "NEVER FORGET 9.11.2001."
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  • Artificial Intelligence

    Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
  • A social media post showing a hypothetical scenario set in 2031, where a soldier is dying on the streets of Taoyuan, Taiwan, after being hit by PLA shrapnel. An AI named "Ani no Senshi" appears in the soldier's HUD, informing them their death will be "87% more honorable than average." Below this text is an image of an anime girl in military gear with tears in her eyes, seen through a HUD display, with a ruined cityscape in the background. Beneath the image is a screenshot of a tweet from "Disclose.tv" reporting that the "U.S. DoD awards xAI and Grok a $200 million contract to 'modernize' the Defense Department," posted on July 14, 2025.
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  • Year

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A still from a movie with text overlayed on top. The text reads, "Dating in 2025 be like. Me: "Sorry I put it in the wrong hol3." My date: "That's ok. It's the only hol3 I have." The still shows a man who looks sad.
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  • Hand

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot from Dragonball Z with the text: "When you date a girl with small hands cuz it will make your [penis] looks bigger."
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  • Playstation

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • Bro im 15 why do i feel so fucking old 😭

    The image shows a screenshot of search results indicating the release dates for PlayStation 3, Xbox One, and PlayStation 4. Below is a shot of a man looking displeased, which implies aging.
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  • Asteroid

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • Shitpost-master general

    A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.
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  • Tinder

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Why you using tinder?" The second message reads, "My boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really :)" The third message reads, "Damn thats sad." The fourth message reads, "On our first date we should use a ouija board to get his permission to smash." The final message reads, "What the fuck is wrong with you."
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  • Cat

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A close-up of a reddish cat with a judgmental expression. The text reads: "Me in 15 Feb looking at bro because he walks weirdly."
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  • Iceberg

    WJE iceberg hehe · 1 year ago
  • WJE iceberg

    The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.
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  • Birthday

    Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago
  • wow

    A man in a military uniform and hat is pictured with the text "DID YOU KNOW" above him and "YOU WERE BORN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?" below him.
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  • First Date

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image displays a comparison of outfits for a first date. On the left, labeled "Her:" is a pink top, black shorts, white shoes and a black purse. On the right, labeled "Me:" is a black t-shirt with the text "I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK", yellow shorts with beer graphics and red Crocs. The word "Beer" is on the short.
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  • Friend

    Swf · 1 year ago
  • The image shows two panels of the same picture of an older man with a slight smile, sitting at a laptop and holding a mug. The first panel says "Me registering my friend on a gay dating site." The second says "Email already used."
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  • Event

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A promotional poster for a boxing match between Jake Paul and Joe Biden. The poster is titled “A Netflix Live Event” and has images of both men. It also shows “AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX” as the location and “Friday November 15” as the date of the fight. The logos of “Most Valuable Promotions” and “Netflix” are also visible.
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  • Princess

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a screenshot of an ad with the text "Are You Single? Wake up and Meet up Your Princess." below, and "WishDates" at the bottom with a play button and the link "Visit site". The background of the ad is a close-up of Nikocado Avocado.
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  • Relationship

    Raptor · 1 year ago
  • Le start of a wonderful relationship!!!!!

    The image is a comic strip with eight panels showing the steps of a disastrous date. The first panel shows a girl with blond hair happily looking at her phone. The text above says, "step 1: get a date with a hot guy." The second panel shows the girl meeting a trollface character in person. The text says, "step 2: meet him in person". The third panel shows the trollface character stabbing the girl with a knife, with blood spurting out. The fourth panel shows the girl's head falling backward from the stab. The fifth panel shows the girl's head on the ground, her eyes lifeless. The sixth panel shows her head decaying. The seventh panel shows the girl's skull and bones on the ground, and the eighth panel shows the same remains against the background of a reddish-orange forest.
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