Cry Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Confusion

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

Hollow Knight

Hollow Knight Meme

A series of small drawings show the character Hornet from Hollow Knight in different situations. She is saying "SHAW!!!" in one. Another says "To Shaw... or not to Shaw..." Another has the text "This isn't a cookie...!" A text bubble says "No fingies". One drawing shows two Hornets stacked on top of each other. Another has the text "No voice to cry suffering." One has her sitting in a treasure chest, saying "SCHLURP." In the last, Hornet is standing in front of a taller character, with text saying "Kids, where did my Geo go? ...Are you even listening?"

Seagull

The image shows a news headline about a pensioner killing a seagull for stealing his chip. There are two photos of the pensioner and a drawing depicting the seagull splattered on the wall. Below is the text: "SHOULDN'T OF PINCHED ME CHIP, SIMPLE AS". There are also crying wojak characters.

French

A painting of Jesus with a ray of light coming from him towards a woman kneeling before him. The text says: "JESUS. Ray that turns you into French for your sins. Woman crying because she doesn't want to be French."

Nigga

A meme featuring an anime girl with pink hair in pigtails, identified as Kasane Teto, looking sad and crying. The text above her reads "when a nigga so retarded you just cry". A watermark @based teto is in the bottom left corner.

Post

Me: crying for an hour thinking jasmins gone. Jasmin: *decides to stay* Me when i see the post

An orange cartoon mouse, Jerry from Tom and Jerry, is crying with tears of joy. The text above him says "crying from happiness."

Sex

A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.

Movie

Me

A red fox animatronic figure with a gun stands in a dimly lit room, flanked by two other animatronics. The text on the image reads: "Me after hearing a baby cry during the fnaf movie."

Brother

My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.

A man with a surprised expression has his finger in front of his lips, as if telling someone to be quiet. The text says "WHEN YOU SLAP YOUR LITTLE BROTHER AND HE STARTS TO CRY."

Deku

Deku be like:

A four-panel cartoon shows three characters from My Hero Academia. In the first panel, a man with glasses is yelling, "HE MADE DEKU CRY!" In the second, a girl with brown hair exclaims, "DEKU ALWAYS CRIES!" In the third panel, Deku looks surprised and says, "THAT'S NOT TRUE!" The last panel shows Deku crying and saying, "HE CRIES!"

Funeral

also acceptable when I saw your face

A meme featuring Ron Swanson, a man with a mustache and serious expression, wearing a suit jacket and tie. Text next to him reads, 'Crying: Acceptable at funerals, at the Grand Canyon, and when you fail your CPA exam.'

Child

The image shows a distorted close-up of Spongebob Squarepants with a sinister expression. The text on the image reads: "WHEN YOU KILL A 5 YEAR OLD IN COD AND THEY START CRYING FOR THEY'RE PARENTS."

Bro

The image shows a close-up of a young boy with red hair who looks like he's about to cry. The text overlaid on the image says: "BRO CRYING IN THE BUS BE LIKE:".

Eminem

The text on the black background reads: "Eminem vs Shady vs Marshall. Shady makes you laugh. Eminem makes you think. Marshall makes you cry."

Figure

Who are you?

The image shows six figures labeled #1 to #6. The first figure is labeled 'shy', the second 'clown?', the third 'chill', the fourth 'special', the fifth 'cry baby', and the sixth figure has the label 'Actually fucking phyco to the point where you look like you are on drugs'. Each figure is different: The second figure has a colorful hat and the fifth has tears.

Jokes

School Bus

What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.

Roblox girlfriend

One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

Coconut

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.