Cross memes

Fan

9 months ago

The top text says 'animal crossing fans when i seal them in a pool of sulphuric acid'. The bottom part of the image shows a man's face submerged in a yellow liquid, with his mouth open in distress, looking like he is being dissolved.

Alien

2 years ago

A digital artwork showing a depiction of the alien character E.T. with a mohawk, a full beard and mustache, gold hoop earrings, and a large gold chain with a cross. The background is a dark grey.

Animal Crossing

2 years ago

Nook 182 is Blink 182 but Animal Crossing ( don’t take it down this time

A photo of the band Blink 182 with the heads replaced by Tom Nook. The text "NOOK-182" is written in pink. There is a small cartoon on the left with the words "SILLY INC."

Jokes

Brick

7 years ago

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Sport

10 years ago

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

Animal

7 years ago

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

Cross jokes