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Heroin Monkey

An illustration shows the Joker character from Batman embracing a pregnant blue frog character wearing goggles and a vest (Crazy Frog). The background is pink with small hearts. Text overlay reads: She asked for a nude. I sent her a pic of Joker gently embracing an impregnated Crazy Frog, and she blocked me. Then I realized she wanted a nude of my body; I, a fool, sent one of my soul.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of comments on a social media platform. The first comment praises VR for experiences like boxing, zombie apocalypse, lightsaber fights, and 'porn' (represented by a corn emoji). A reply asks 'Which porn?' The original commenter responds, explaining they accidentally clicked 'for women' thinking it was 'four women' and ended up with a 'boner' (represented by an eggplant emoji) in their virtual face, describing it as the 'Gayest experience' of their life.

Adolf Nigler

Diddy's favorite game to play while in prison:

The image shows the video game "Crazy Miners".

Adolf kitler

A cute kitten sits on a wooden surface. The text overlaid on the image reads: "HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY. BUT I'M YOUR KITTEN, SO PET ME MAYBE?"

rapboat

Different flavors is crazy💀

A father and daughter are posing for a picture. The father is shirtless, and the daughter is behind him, her arms around his shoulders.

Caylez.cc

Bro: I’m not crazy. What he does during facetime:

A photo shows a person in a white t-shirt with wide eyes and wearing a fluffy blue wig. The text reads: "Bro: I'm not crazy. What he does during Facetime:".

Heroin Monkey

DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF.
Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and
the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH
A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom
turned around, I tell she looked batshit crazy. She
was
you
holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.
I'M GONNA
BREAK YOUR
FUCKING
LEGS GREG
WHAT THE
HELL?!
She then threatened us for answers for who told Dad,
and when I thought things couldn't get any i
BUBBY
DID IT!
worse...
HE had to fuck shit up.
10

DaRey1Cray

A video still shows a young man and a young woman, with the text "In 2024 Now We're..." above them and the numbers 22 and 15 below. The right part shows the YouTube comment section with a comment saying "She was better at 12", followed by comments referencing Drake.

Jazzy💕

Unless you wanna die

A meme with an image of a woman staring intensely. The text above her reads, "Things you never tell a Latina: -Chill -I'm breaking up with you -Lower your voice -Calm down -Relax -You're crazy [stares in Spanish]"

rapboat

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The question is "Which rapper's age surprises you the most?" The first commenter states "Pac and Big being 25 and 24 at their death always tripped me out, they looked and sounded way older imo." A second commenter replies "Crazy that biggie sounded like that at 24/25. Dude sounded like a 40 year old man." A third commenter chimes in "that's probably because he was fat asf."

Anonymous

An image of an iPhone message thread. One message says, "Missing u like crazy rn.." The response is, "What the fuck." Then, the first person writes, "Shit autoco" and "Autocorrect." Below that is a message from AT&T stating, "All of the add'l 1GB of shared data added to your plan in this billing period is used. We've added another shared 1GB FOR $15 to your plan for use through 3/20/2022. Avoid add'l data charges by using our..."

Anonymous

A screenshot of Twitter posts. The first post reads, "some of y'alls kids got some BIG ass heads." The following comments respond to this observation about head size.

Anonymous

A black and white image shows two masked figures lying in bed with the text "When you're in a relationship and you're both crazy" at the top. The figure on the left wears a hockey mask, while the one on the right wears a pale, emotionless mask.

Anonymous

The image shows a cartoon of Spongebob looking annoyed with a slightly wrinkled face. Above him the text reads "When you're 10 dangs, 20 yups, 6 wows, and 8 man that's crazy's, and they still won't stop talking."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

crazy anal sex

The image shows a comic strip with three panels. The top panel is a screenshot of a conversation. The second panel shows a text box with the phrase “They had anal sex” in the middle. The third panel is a two-part comic. The first part shows a cat, with a bib on, standing behind a dog and about to wash the dog's hair. The text says: "Let me wash your hair first." In the second part, the cat is hugging the dog.

Anonymous

Crazy how the meanest girls are always some of the ugliest.

You're ugly
TONT
YMMOM
No man will want you
Small boobs
You're pretty
I am?

DAP ME UP

A cartoon penguin is centered on a blue background with the text "PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY... I AM!" The penguin looks happy and laughs. The background is textured like brushed metal or stone with the laughing sound "HA HA HA" written all over.

rapboat

I like Kendrick, but GEEZ LOUISE, the dickriding is crazy

A comment states that being a fan of Kendrick is like being a fan of Godzilla or Satoru Gojo because they will always win by complete domination, and fans are more interested in how they achieve victory.

Heroin Monkey

this convo is crazy

Jake " 3 hours ago
Yes I saw Madi's tits and pussy
amy 3 hours ago
thats cray
Jake " 3 hours ago
amy "
wow jake prolly jerks off to pics of madi
You don't know that
Donut Drawzz 3 hours ago
BUDDY
leo
3 hours ago
Jake "
Yes I saw Madi's tits and pussy
i've seen her face
Donut Drawzz 3 hours ago
U ONLY SAW TITS
Im With Stupid 3 hours ago
wtf....
Donut Drawzz 3 hours ago
CAUSE OF CLEVAGE
amy " 3 hours ago
Jake "

Lostin Flowers

The image shows a meme with two parts. The first part is text that reads: "I promise I won't get too crazy tonight" followed by "3 drinks later:". The second part of the meme is an image of a homemade tank with a bulldozer blade in front, in front of some destroyed building and an incomplete sentence: Man in homemade tank destroys small town, helpless police have no way to s...

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