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Heroin Monkey

A handwritten test paper with the questions: "What is one thing in the world that should be improved?" and "What is one thing that you can do to help?" The answer to the first question is "Cost of living." The answer to the second question is a drawing of a stick figure holding a gun.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a four-panel cartoon with Lego figures. In the first panel, one Lego figure says, "My stomach hurts," while another is labeled "Doctor". The second panel shows the "doctor" figure saying, "you're lying." The third panel shows a closeup of the doctor figure with a slight smile, and the fourth panel shows the doctor presenting a bill with $60,000 written on it.

Thoughtless

The image shows a spaceship moving above a destroyed landscape. The text on top of the image says, "Aliens finding out what Americans use their healthcare money for." The image also includes the text "@JOJOS_PHOPHOS" and "Lynved Skynyrd - Free Bird".

Nintendo Fan

The image shows a progression of Spongebob Squarepants through different stages of education and finally work. In elementary school, Spongebob looks innocent next to simple math equations. In middle school, he's confused next to a quadratic equation. In high school, he looks muscular next to a complex integral. In college, he appears even more powerful next to another integral. Finally, in a job, he looks bored next to a list of office supplies and their costs.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a question at the top: "If you could permanently change the price of something to $1, what would it be?" Below the question is a comment: "it costs nothing to be nice" womp womp now it costs a dollar. Then another comment "Remember how breathing air was free".

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

Anonymous

An image of an iPhone message thread. One message says, "Missing u like crazy rn.." The response is, "What the fuck." Then, the first person writes, "Shit autoco" and "Autocorrect." Below that is a message from AT&T stating, "All of the add'l 1GB of shared data added to your plan in this billing period is used. We've added another shared 1GB FOR $15 to your plan for use through 3/20/2022. Avoid add'l data charges by using our..."

Anonymous

its kinda funny tho

The image shows three different lighting techniques, labeled as "The Good", "The Bad", and "The Ugly". Each technique is illustrated with a simple graphic of a stick figure standing next to a lamp post, with different light distribution. "The Good" shows light directed downwards and to the sides, with a dark sky. "The Bad" shows light going upwards and spreading, with a yellow background. "The Ugly" shows light directed downwards in a small cone, with the stick figure's head in shadow and only the bottom part illuminated.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows an iPhone X with a price of $999.99, an AK-47 with a price of $600 on the Afghan black market, a furry convention ticket for $36.87, 20 magazines with 800 rounds for $300, and a van rental for $40. The text at the bottom says "Fun day out = $976.87".

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows Batman with the text "Childhood is when you idolize Batman." The second panel shows the Joker with the text "Adulthood is when you realize cheese is really expensive."

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel comic strip using Lego figures. In the first panel, a Lego patient tells a Lego doctor, "Doctor I think I have internal bleeding." The second panel shows the doctor saying, "That's where the blood is supposed to be." The third panel shows the doctor with a smile. The final panel shows the doctor with the same expression as the previous panel, holding a bill saying "+$3000."

Wade

A Pokemon card featuring a plush shark toy labeled "May" as a basic Pokemon with 30 HP. The card includes attacks named "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize," and the text reads, "If you come across this Pokémon in the wild, RUN. Run away immediately, kill it if you can, but fuckin RUN."

Goku is dum

Dam bro giga Chad has a Pokémon card😮

A fake Pokemon card featuring an image of a muscular person, labeled "Ultra Giga Chad" with 200 HP. The card has two moves, "True Power" that "Can 1 Hit anybody Even Black people Like people", with "Rangi Techoke" as the first name, and "Ultra Power", which states "If You look at Ultra Giga Chad Your chances of dieing are very high!"

The Banana Guy

Sadly 😢

A four-panel meme with a character looking like a child with red hair in the first and third panels and Thanos in the second and fourth panels. The first panel has the text: "Did you get a good grade on the exam you studied for?" In the second panel, Thanos replies "Yes". The third panel contains the text "What did it cost?" and the last panel contains Thanos replying "My freetime".

Anonymous

The meme shows a four panel image with Thanos on the right and a girl with red hair on the left. The top left panel shows the girl with red hair asking “Did you get a good grade on the exam you studied for?” The top right panel shows Thanos saying “Yes.” The bottom left panel shows the girl again asking “What did it cost?” The bottom right panel shows Thanos with a sad look saying “My freetime.”

Wade

Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)

A Pokémon card featuring a plush shark named May, described as a "Transgender Pokémon". The card lists moves such as "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize". The card also includes a warning to "RUN" if encountered in the wild.

DADDY sus aka the king

A Pokemon-like card featuring a person with cat ears, a hat, and pink blush on the cheeks. The card has two actions: "UwU" and "Twerking" with short descriptions.

the pokemon meme collector

mr bean is that you

A meme featuring an image of Mr. Bean's face on a Pokemon card. The card includes the text "Weird face Lv.69", "100 HP", "BASIC", "Weird face attack. This creepy guy attack stares at you with a creepy face. After a minute of staring, you become paralyzed", "Laser eyes", "80", "This creepy guy shoots a powerful laser from his creepy staring eyes.", "Justin Bieber is demented!!!", "Ilus, By John Li", "-fake card-".

the pokemon meme collector

what is with his neck

A green pokemon card with 'SHREK' written at the top and '200 HP' at the top right. The image depicts a drawing of Shrek with a long, eel-like neck. Text on the card reads 'check urself before u shrek urself', 'ALL STAR', 'COME ON, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR, GET UR MEMES ON WOOOHOOO 200 DAMMMAGE' and 'GEEEET SHREEEEEKEDO' and 'SHREEEK IS LUVV SHREEEK IS LUFE'

the pokemon meme collector

when charmander gets old

The image shows a Pokemon card featuring Charmander with glasses and an angry expression. The card also shows the name "Burnie," "Granpda/Fire Pokemon," and the attack "Yuge Fireball", accompanied by the text "Makes you #FeeltheBern." There is also information about weakness, resistance, and retreat cost on the card. It ends with "I luv U alex".

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