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66 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

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29 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

2020

377 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

2020:

The image is a comparison of what people thought 2020 would be like versus how it actually turned out. The top row shows optimistic scenarios like new movies, a better president than Trump, and a general feeling that things would improve after 2019. The bottom row illustrates the harsh reality of 2020 with the coronavirus, quarantine, stores closed, and racist cops killing George Floyd. The text in the image says: "What we think 2020 will be like" and "What 2020 turned out to be" . Under "What we think 2020 will be like" there are speech bubbles with the text "New movies like Scoob and the new Spongebob movie", "New MCU Phase", "A better president than Trump" and "Because 2019 was trash, 2020 has to be better!". Under "What 2020 turned out to be" there are the following speech bubbles: "Coronavirus", "Comes to America Quarantine", "Everything is closed and out of stock", and "Racist cops kill George Floyd".

Beef

33 views · RapBoat · 9 months ago

Two side-by-side portraits of musicians. On the left is Frank Ocean, a Black man with a beard, wearing a camouflage t-shirt. On the right is Tyler The Creator, a Black man wearing sunglasses, a brown cap, a white t-shirt with "Supreme" in green text, and a leopard print bandana around his neck. The text above the images reads: "Fans are calling this new beef 'The gay version of Drake vs Kenny'. Frank Ocean has unfollowed Tyler The Creator on Instagram." Below the images, more text reads: "A rep close to Frank Ocean said 'Frank wants you to call this meat and not beef'."

Cat

6 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A black and white cat with large, green eyes stares intently at the camera. The text above the image says, "When a cat closes its eyes around you it means it trusts you" My cat:

Bookmark

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A rotisserie chicken is placed on the pages of an open book. The text overlay reads: "Didn't have a bookmark. Just using a rotisserie chicken instead. Dude wth is wrong with you. You can't even close the book, how is that a bookmark? Can't knock it till you try it."

Smoking

280 views · 𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago

VAPING IS ALSO BAD

The image is an infographic about the dangers of smoking. It lists many of the negative health effects of smoking. It states that within 10 seconds of a puff, toxic chemicals reach organs. Smoking harms most of the body, increases disease risk, and affects look, feel, finances and people close to you. Nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive and it releases dopamine. Nicotine dependence happens when the brain craves dopamine. Smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, heart attack, and stroke. It increases the risk of blood clots. Some smokers have limbs amputated due to blood circulation problems. A graph lists the annual deaths caused by cigarette smoking in the United States between 2005-2009. It shows over 479,989 deaths. The causes include: lung cancer, ischemic heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, other diagnoses, stroke, and other cancers. The stages of lung cancer are shown.

Fridge

1 view · KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

when you forget to close your fridge

An anime character with dark hair and a slight smile on his face, wearing a green and yellow patterned haori over a red and black uniform. The background is dark and looks like a forest. The text "when you forget to close your fridge" is on top of the image.

Ball

12 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

Bitcoin

18 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme featuring Walter White with the quote "Given the choice between a table with 100 million dollars or a table with 2 million bitcoins, I'm taking the table. Read that with your eyes closed."

Eye

3 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first person asks the other to close their eyes and then asks what they see. The other person does not respond.

Star

30 views · The RĒAL RB · 1 year ago

NO!!! NOT WIFISKELETON!!!!!!

The image shows a screenshot of an article about the death of hyperpop artist Wifiskeleton who died at age 21 after a suicidal statement and haunting final livestream. The article states that he was reported dead by close friends, with the circumstances surrounding his death still largely unknown, except for fan reports and claims. Above the article, there is a picture of Wifiskeleton.

Airplane

19 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

An image showing a 4chan post. On the left, there is a small picture of a white airplane with a blue and red tail fin, flying in a clear blue sky. Below the airplane image, it says "232 KB JPG". On the right, there is a text post from an anonymous user, with the date "07/20/21 (Tue) 11:31:37 No.64643873". The text content includes a reply ID and then a series of greentext lines: ">get in", ">door closes", ">???????????????", ">in a new country", and finally, "how?".

Pattern

ADHD autist · 2 years ago

Look closely, the details!

The image is a digital art piece in the form of a symmetrical, mandala-like pattern against a black background. The pattern features intricate, layered designs with a pink, purple, white, and yellow color scheme. The central part of the design is more densely packed with colors, while the outer layers are mostly white, creating a visual frame. The lines form a complex woven structure.

Gym

46 views · Anonymous · 9 years ago

Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.

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