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Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring Walter White with the quote "Given the choice between a table with 100 million dollars or a table with 2 million bitcoins, I'm taking the table. Read that with your eyes closed."

rapboaṯ

NO!!! NOT WIFISKELETON!!!!!!

The image shows a screenshot of an article about the death of hyperpop artist Wifiskeleton who died at age 21 after a suicidal statement and haunting final livestream. The article states that he was reported dead by close friends, with the circumstances surrounding his death still largely unknown, except for fan reports and claims. Above the article, there is a picture of Wifiskeleton.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot from a video game shows a dialog box with a message stating "Pap Smear Marijuana has met Meatball Morris at school." Below this, text overlays the image, questioning, "Who tf names their kid 'Meatball'??"

Heroin Monkey

An elderly woman lying in a hospital bed with an overlay of a pop-up box that says, "Grandma isn't responding" with options to "Close app", "Wait", and "Send feedback".

Adolf kitler

A black and white cat with large, green eyes stares intently at the camera. The text above the image says, "When a cat closes its eyes around you it means it trusts you" My cat:

Heroin Monkey

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a traffic accident involving a Coca-Cola truck and a Mentos truck. The Mentos truck is tipped over on its side, and the caption reads, "I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW CLOSE WE CAME TO A WORLD ENDING EVENT."

Heroin Monkey

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A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows two panels labeled "girls" and "boys." In the girls' panel, there are two crying women with the text "I can't believe he didn't cry at the Titanic," and "Do men even have feelings?" In the boys' panel, a "Chad" is contrasted with a screenshot from the Minecraft game, which reads, "Failed to connect to the server. The Hive Java Edition has closed down. Thank you for 8 years of amazing memories! Visit HiveMC.com for more information. We hope to see you on Minecraft: Bedrock Edition. Back to Server List."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first person asks the other to close their eyes and then asks what they see. The other person does not respond.

Heroin Monkey

A rotisserie chicken is placed on the pages of an open book. The text overlay reads: "Didn't have a bookmark. Just using a rotisserie chicken instead. Dude wth is wrong with you. You can't even close the book, how is that a bookmark? Can't knock it till you try it."

shaylie lol

The image shows a four-panel grid of a small child running and making faces. The first two panels show the child running. The bottom two panels show the child's face getting increasingly annoyed. The text on top reads "how i feel when i gotta get up and close the door after someone left it open".

Lostin Flowers

Boeing

The image contains the text "When one door closes, another one opens." - Boeing attributed to Boeing

Wade

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

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Hmmm

A sign on a window says "CLOSE BECAUSE SOMEONE SHIT ON THE FLOOR" with a sad face drawn below it.

GG Miller

LMAO

A man with a mustache looks annoyed. Text on top of the image: "When the funny mental health meme hits a little too close to home." Text at the bottom of the image: "- [laughs]"

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man this hits

A social media post from the subreddit r/teenagers with the title: 'Bruh yk what I want?' The post reads: 'Just to be lying down, arms around a girl not just cause she's hot or cute but cause I genuinely care about her and love her and she feels the same way. Just to be like holding her close and maybe stroking her hair. Maybe at one point giving her a soft kiss or two before she'd fall asleep into my arms so I could drift off too. Yes I am cuddle horny.'

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Look closely, the details!

The image is a digital art piece in the form of a symmetrical, mandala-like pattern against a black background. The pattern features intricate, layered designs with a pink, purple, white, and yellow color scheme. The central part of the design is more densely packed with colors, while the outer layers are mostly white, creating a visual frame. The lines form a complex woven structure.

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bruh this tru

A cartoon airplane with a smiling human face is flying over a city where there is an explosion. The text reads, "When you close the fridge door and hear some stuff fall and leave it for the next person."

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