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Airplane

19 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

An image showing a 4chan post. On the left, there is a small picture of a white airplane with a blue and red tail fin, flying in a clear blue sky. Below the airplane image, it says "232 KB JPG". On the right, there is a text post from an anonymous user, with the date "07/20/21 (Tue) 11:31:37 No.64643873". The text content includes a reply ID and then a series of greentext lines: ">get in", ">door closes", ">???????????????", ">in a new country", and finally, "how?".

Beef

33 views · RapBoat · 9 months ago

Two side-by-side portraits of musicians. On the left is Frank Ocean, a Black man with a beard, wearing a camouflage t-shirt. On the right is Tyler The Creator, a Black man wearing sunglasses, a brown cap, a white t-shirt with "Supreme" in green text, and a leopard print bandana around his neck. The text above the images reads: "Fans are calling this new beef 'The gay version of Drake vs Kenny'. Frank Ocean has unfollowed Tyler The Creator on Instagram." Below the images, more text reads: "A rep close to Frank Ocean said 'Frank wants you to call this meat and not beef'."

Text message

51 views · United Kingdom UK · 9 months ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The sender, labeled "Bae," texts "Babe close your eyes ❤️". The recipient replies "Okay ❤️". The sender then asks, "What do you see? ❤️", followed by "Babe? ❤️", "Do you see anything? ❤️", "Babe? ❤️", and finally "Hello? ❤️". The time of the messages is "Today 11:17 AM".

Fish

53 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A white sign with black text on a dark post. The top of the image has text "Ocean's closed for business". The sign itself has a large bold heading "Please do not fuck the fish" and lists bullet points: "It can make them sick", "They may bite you", "It changes their behaviour", and "There's plenty of squirrels in the forest if you really need a fleshlight". Below the bullet points, it says "Please help protect the fish and keep the marine reserve natural". At the very bottom, it reads "Department of Conservation Te Papa Atawhai". On the left side of the sign, there's a small graphic of a hand holding a fish with a prohibition symbol over it, and text "yeetbob.yeetpants" vertically along the edge.

Fridge door

32 views · United Kingdom UK · 10 months ago

Double it and give it to the next person

The image shows a smiling, blue cartoon airplane with a human-like face, resembling Jay Jay the Jet Plane, flying away from a massive explosion with smoke and fire billowing behind it. The text above the image reads: "When you close the fridge door and hear some stuff fall and leave it for the next person."

Bitcoin

18 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme featuring Walter White with the quote "Given the choice between a table with 100 million dollars or a table with 2 million bitcoins, I'm taking the table. Read that with your eyes closed."

Star

30 views · The RĒAL RB · 1 year ago

NO!!! NOT WIFISKELETON!!!!!!

The image shows a screenshot of an article about the death of hyperpop artist Wifiskeleton who died at age 21 after a suicidal statement and haunting final livestream. The article states that he was reported dead by close friends, with the circumstances surrounding his death still largely unknown, except for fan reports and claims. Above the article, there is a picture of Wifiskeleton.

Name

27 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot from a video game shows a dialog box with a message stating "Pap Smear Marijuana has met Meatball Morris at school." Below this, text overlays the image, questioning, "Who tf names their kid 'Meatball'??"

Grandma

25 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An elderly woman lying in a hospital bed with an overlay of a pop-up box that says, "Grandma isn't responding" with options to "Close app", "Wait", and "Send feedback".

Cat

6 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A black and white cat with large, green eyes stares intently at the camera. The text above the image says, "When a cat closes its eyes around you it means it trusts you" My cat:

Story

29 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

World

81 views · Swf · 1 year ago

The image shows a traffic accident involving a Coca-Cola truck and a Mentos truck. The Mentos truck is tipped over on its side, and the caption reads, "I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW CLOSE WE CAME TO A WORLD ENDING EVENT."

Close

66 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

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Ball

12 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

Server

27 views · Swf · 1 year ago

The image shows two panels labeled "girls" and "boys." In the girls' panel, there are two crying women with the text "I can't believe he didn't cry at the Titanic," and "Do men even have feelings?" In the boys' panel, a "Chad" is contrasted with a screenshot from the Minecraft game, which reads, "Failed to connect to the server. The Hive Java Edition has closed down. Thank you for 8 years of amazing memories! Visit HiveMC.com for more information. We hope to see you on Minecraft: Bedrock Edition. Back to Server List."

Eye

3 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first person asks the other to close their eyes and then asks what they see. The other person does not respond.

Bookmark

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A rotisserie chicken is placed on the pages of an open book. The text overlay reads: "Didn't have a bookmark. Just using a rotisserie chicken instead. Dude wth is wrong with you. You can't even close the book, how is that a bookmark? Can't knock it till you try it."

Door

12 views · shaylie lol · 2 years ago

The image shows a four-panel grid of a small child running and making faces. The first two panels show the child running. The bottom two panels show the child's face getting increasingly annoyed. The text on top reads "how i feel when i gotta get up and close the door after someone left it open".

Door

19 views · Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

Boeing

The image contains the text "When one door closes, another one opens." - Boeing attributed to Boeing

College

111 views · Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

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