Cigarette memes

Skull

Testicle · 2 years ago

hiiii :3 omg haiiii ^^ :000 :>> >w<

A hand-drawn image of a skeleton-like figure with a skull for a head, holding a cigarette, standing on a blob. There are some squiggly lines in the background.

Family

Cricket Green · 2 years ago

The Texans War has begun, prep your muskets bois

The image shows a cartoon family: a father with a cigarette in his mouth, a child with a gun on his head and a trollface on top, a mother with red laser eyes and a young girl with dark sunglasses. A kitten is placed on the bottom right. The text on the image says "NORMAL FAMILY IN TEXAS".

Duck

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A white duck with a cigarette in its beak with the text "I DON'T GIVE A DUCK" below it.

Math

Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

Not quite my tempo

A stack of blue cigarettes with orange filters on a white plate. Red text is superimposed over the image showing mathematical calculations: 9 rows of 32 equals 288, one row of 31, and several other rows adding up to 175, for a total of 463. The text at the top reads 'THEY LIED TO US' and '463 CIGARETTES'.

Jazz

Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. The first user, Deathcu..., writes a chaotic, rambling paragraph about Charlie Parker only playing scales, interspersed with repetitive exclamations about loving cigarettes, heroin, and tobacco. The second user, BionicTorqueWrench, replies with a simple correction: "Bro, Parker played arpeggios."

Pet

the cool kid · 3 years ago

lol

A picture of a raw chicken body with a fish head, which is smoking a cigarette. The text on the image reads: "Vegan: my pet is vegan too and she's fine. Her pet:".

Man

Anonymous · 9 years ago

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

Cigarette jokes